As spied in the sports pages of the NEW YORK POST:

SUPERSTORE CHAIN TARGET OF AGASSI’S AGGRAVATION: Andre Agassi is ticked at Target for selling sandals with his surname on the soles:

BLOOMBERG NEWS reports the 8-time Grand Slam champ is raging against the retailer for slapping his name on their shoes without his permission.
Agassi claims that even though he previously told the company to remove the […]

• Since he hasn’t been in the news much lately, ARMCHAIR GM juices out their Top 10 OJ Simpson videos:

However, we feel robbed that no “Naked Gun” clips were sliced in.
• Right before Monday night’s matchup, THE 700 LEVEL paints a pretty picture of an Eagles fan whose support is skin deep. (Pics possibly NSFW, […]

Game, tailgating pics from Lincoln (regular or unleaded?):

Callahan’s offense isn’t the only featured Nebraska novelty:

CLEMSON COACH CALLS OUT CARR 2 WEEKS AFTER APP ST: Even a domination of Notre Dame can’t wash out the bad taste of an Appalachian State loss for coach Lloyd Carr:

The DETROIT FREE PRESS feels the burn from Clemson coach Tommy Bowden, whose Tigers beat Furman 38-10 on Saturday.
After the win, media members questioned Bowden […]

DUKE FAN DINGED BY FALLING GOALPOST AFTER BIG WIN: This is what happens when you’re not used to winning: During a post-game celebration, a Duke fan was injured when a goalpost fell on her:

The DUKE CHRONICLE reports that fans rushed Wallace Wade Stadium when the Blue Devils beat Northwestern 20-14 Saturday night, ending a […]

PITT PLAYER IN POKEY FOR POSSSIBLY POACHING PISTOL: A University of Pittsburgh basketball player tried to poach a pistol from a policeman, only to get Tasered for his efforts:

The PITTSBURGH TRIBUNE-REVIEW reports that Panthers junior forward Levance Fields was zapped outside the Pure Pittsburgh nightclub early Sunday morning, after making a grab for the cop’s […]

MONTANANS MISS MIND-NUMBING ND-MICH MASH ON ABC: While watching Dave Wannstedt coach to new depths in Pitt’s loss to Michigan State, a scroll along ESPN’s Saturday morning screen announced, “Viewers in Butte, Missoula, and Great Falls, Montana, can see Notre Dame-Michigan on ESPN2.”

What could have kicked such a game off of ABC in Big Sky […]

• AWFUL ANNOUNCING knows Rob Stone would’ve preferred to spend his Friday in Troy, Alabama - but someone needed to keep Heather Mitts and Julie Foudy company:

• David Letterman pauses with this reflection about the late Yankees broadcaster: “During Phil Rizzuto’s funeral, the hearse left early to beat traffic.”• THE ANGRY T airs out their […]