YOUR NEWEST MIAMI HEAT CONTRACT PERK - LIFE ALERT: We’ve got the only yet another exciting offseason development for the Miami Heat. The club is still looking to add personnel to the organization, so long as they are between 63 and 81 and light on their feet.

No, that won’t entail another ill-advised backup center sign […]

STUFFED-CRUST COACHES FACE OFF IN A HEART-POUNDER: BIG TEN TAILGATE is polite to point out that this weekend college football’s most esteemed lardasses, Kansas Coach Mark Mangino and Toledo Coach Tom Amstutz, will be playing sideline seesaw during the Jayhawks-Rockets matchup in Lawrence, KS (if only we weren’t going to USC-Nebraska!).

Last year EDSBS noted that […]

TOP 10 SPORTS MOVIE SUPPORTING ACTORS TAKE A BREAK: Like you, we just can’t get enough of all the clever lists that media and bloggers come up with every day for circulation and traffic grabs our unadulterated entertainment.
So as a public service, we present the Top 10 worst team names, from the TORONTO SUN today:

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TO THINK WE THOUGHT PLAYERS YELLED “FIDDLESTICKS!”: The PALM BEACH POST reports the announced crowd at yesterday afternoon’s Nationals-Marlins game at Dolphin Stadium in South Florida was 10,121, but only “375 spectators could be seen” when the game started.

The best part: Marlins broadcasters apologized on-air after pitcher Byung-Hyun Kim struck out and “unleashed an expletive […]