RUGBY RUBES ROUGH UP REPORTER ON-AIR AFTER MATCH: What’s with the folks in rugby these days? First, a club player is arrested for leaving his 2-year-old daugher in the car while he visited a brothel. And now, a reporter who was doing a post-game wrap-up was suddenly attacked by a couple of thugs:

The […]

4,000 TICKETS GIVEN AWAY FOR TWO WNBA FINALS GAME: The DETROIT NEWS breathlessly reports that (allegedly) 16,752 unfortunate souls showed for Saturday night’s WNBA Finals Game Two in Detroit - with the attendance figure pushed to the very top of the News’ game story:

More interesting is the News didn’t see fit to mention that 4,000 […]

MICH COACH LLOYD CARR IS TEARING THIS FAMILY APART: A Michigan fan has had enough of Lloyd Carr, and is willing to make his daughter cry to prove his point:

In the 2-minute video recorded right after the Appalachian State loss, the 47-year-old fan, wearing a “World’s Greatest Dad” shirt, holds an “M” cap claiming to […]

82-YEAR-OLD SMASHES INTO GOALPOST DURING H.S. GAME: A van driver managed to delay a high school football game - by crashing into a goalpost:

WEAU-TV in Eau Claire reports hundreds of spectators went running for their lives when 82-year-old Palmer Kroeplin slammed through a fence and hit the goalpost during at game at Stanley-Boyd High School […]

• THE SCORES REPORT declassifies news that the J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets were infiltrated by S-P-I-E-S from the P-A-T-S, Pats, Pats, Pats:

• YOU BEEN BLINDED asks if you got milk (to spit at your friends for a Toyota contest).
• AOL FANHOUSE warns Florida Gators fans not to chomp and drive.
• THE BIG LEAD wants to […]

THE VIEW OF ADRIAN PETERSON WILL NEVER BE THE SAME: Haven’t had a SAB lately. ARMCHAIR GM has a good one - Adrian Peterson and Whoopi Goldberg:

The site has long list of other possibles.

GANGSTERS BEAT OUT SHAQ’S SCHOOL MENU SELECTIONS: BAROU IS THE NEW BKLYN has this photo of what was apparently Shaq’s party bus outside Tiger Stadium at the LSU football game in Baton Rouge last Saturday:

The mural on the side of the bus includes scenes from The Godfather, Scarface, GoodFellas, and The Sopranos (all gangster movies, […]

CONNORS DOESN’T GIMELSTOB WHEN IT COMES TO PORNO: Our new favorite tennis player (as of last week), Justin Gimelstob, unfortunately is now retiring.

The 12-year pro (yeah, we had no idea either) was a goof reporter for Jay Leno where he interviewed players at the tournament. When introducing his segment to Leno, Gimelstob said hoped to […]

• Scott Wolf of INSIDE USC churns the rumor mill with speculation that LSU coach Les Miles will be heading north next season to take the reins at Michigan, while a former USC assistant takes his place in the Bayou:

• MONDESI’S HOUSE does what any Steelers fan would do after a 34-7 shellacking, by gleefully […]

WOOZY WORN-OUT WOLVERINES NEED TO BRING BACK BO: Glenn “Bo” Schembechler must be spinning in his grave faster than an Oregon wideout, due to this season’s travails of his beloved Wolverines.

First, the opening loss to 1-AA* Appalachian State at home. Then, there’s last weekend’s 39-7 tar & feathering at the hands of the Ducks. […]