Bill Murray Gets DUI In Sweden After Stealing Golf Cart

MURRAY GETS DUI AFTER STEALING GOLF CART IN SWEDEN?: PART MULE tips us to the strange tale of Bill Murray, who apparently while channeling Carl Spackler from his Caddyshack days, was pulled over in a stolen golf cart in Sweden early Monday and charged with DUI.

AP: “Police officers spotted the “Caddyshack” star early Monday in […]


Schilling Keeps His Shillings Close And Bacon Closer

CURT SCHILLING KEEPS SHILLINGS CLOSE, BACON CLOSER: FORBES reports that our favorite purveyor of Wendy’s late-night menu, Curt Schilling, isn’t afraid to strike out at his agents when he thinks they aren’t doing the job.

Schilling sh–canned reps Jeff Borris and Dennis Gilbert four years ago because they tried to claim the standard agent cut (5%) […]


CBS Dumps Sportsline Site Name For CBS Sports Dot Com

EXHUMING JACK BENNY’S TOMB WAS A MUCH BETTER IDEA: SPORTS BUSINESS DAILY has the news that “CBS is dumping its online SportsLine brand in favor of, company execs announced at last night’s CBS Sports upfront presentation in New York.”

SBD has CBS’ unnecessarily complicated explanation of why the change was made, but we’ll cut through […]


Rick Sutcliffe Wanted To Kill Reggie Jackson

• AOL FANHOUSE gets beaned by news that Rick Sutcliffe wanted to kill Reggie Jackson:

• The season hasn’t started yet but Scott Wolf of the L.A. DAILY NEWS has USC Coach Pete Carroll already transferring blame.

• MAIZE ‘N’ BREW says you might as well call him Had Henne, as the Michigan QB will be missing […]


Baby Buckeyes Treated To Lee Corso Uncut And Uncensored

BABY BUCKS TREATED TO CORSO UNCUT AND UNCENSORED!: Something called “Team Baby Entertainment” this week released a DVD called: “Baby Buckeye: Raising Tomorrow’s Ohio State Fan Today” - which is narrated by our favorite public obscenity screamer, Lee Corso.

The unwitting contributor to the all-time greatest highlight in Univ. of Michigan football history apparently will aid […]


Are Blacks Now Abandoning Support Of Michael Vick Since His Guilty Plea

BLACKS STILL STAUNCHLY SUPPORTING VICK, OR ARE THEY? AOL’s BLACK VOICES blog conducted a poll this week on Michael Vick. The results indicate the blog’s readers are confidant Michael Vick will see a NFL field in the future (not to mention that his future endorsement career still has a fighting chance):

ATLANTA CONSTITUTION columnist Terence Moore, […]


Bodybuilder Bags Bandanna Bank Robber

BODYBUILDER BREAKS AND BAGS BANDANNA BANK BANDIT: A bank robber picked the wrong branch, as an aspiring bodybuilder broke his limbs, making him leave his criminal profession:

The SEATTLE TIMES reports that Todd Jewell was with his wife at Banner Bank in suburban Lynnwood, when a man in a baseball cap & sunglasses put on a […]


Willa Ford, Mike Modano To Be Wed On Saturday

STARS ALIGN AS WILLA FORD TIES KNOT WITH MODANO: Mike Modano faces off at the altar this Saturday, as the Dallas Stars star will be marrying “Dancing With The Stars” star Willa Ford:

The FT. WORTH STAR-TELEGRAM reports the nuptials between the skater and money-maker shaker will take place in Athens. However, the article neglects […]


59-Year-Old Ready to Rejoin College Football Team

FOOTBALL PLAYER RETURNING TO TEAM - 37 YEARS LATER: Want some Metamucil in your Gatorade? A 59-year-old former football player is looking to rejoin his college team - not as a coach, but as a player:

Michael Flynt was a member of the 1970 squad at Sul Ross State University when he was dismissed from […]


30-Something Benefactor Credited w/Bankrolling Ana Ivanovic’s Career

30-SOMETHING AND SINGLE? DREAMS STILL DO COME TRUE: MEN’S VOGUE has this lovely photo of stunning 19-year-old tennis player Ana Ivanovic, accompanied by this tidbit about her curious interesting career arrangement:

“At 15, Ivanovic moved to Switzerland (from Serbia) and was sponsored by a businessman, now her manager, on the understanding that she would pay him […]