OUR MONEY WAS ON AMERICAN LEGION BACKUP CATCHER: Those football aficionados at TMZ are back at it again with even more pigskin reportage! After weeks of serving as Matt Leinart’s public relations outlet during his baby custody fight with Brynn Cameron, TMZ offers up this exclusive about Ryan Seacrest:

We’re just shocked they didn’t mention that […]

JUST KEEP DONAGHY AWAY FROM THE VOTING MACHINES: SPORTS REVIEW MAGAZINE spotlights the strangely unreported college basketball career of a certain Democratic presidential candidate: “Barack Obama attended the school (Div. III Occidental College) from 1978-1980 and was the school’s leading scorer in basketball in 1979.”

Jim Acho on why the media has eschewed taking it […]

CLEARLY, THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT IN CLEVELAND: The CLEVELAND PLAIN DEALER reports that as the Indians were getting pummeled by the Pinstripers at Jacobs Field last weekend, the home team was also forthcoming when it came to accomodating the visiting, victorious fans:

“Turns out that some of those raucous New York fans got their shirts, […]

VOLUNTEERS TO SOON RENAME FLOOR “DIVORCE COURT”?: The dream of millions of women’s college basketball fans has officially come true as Pat Head Summitt today announced she is divorcing banker R.B. Summitt after 27 years of marriage.

We’re not shocked at Summitt’s change of lifestyle heart, be we do wonder what the hell the Univ. of […]

16 YO DAUGHTER OF NAMATH HAS BABY WITH CRIMINAL: The NEW YORK DAILY NEWS notes that Joe Namath’s 16-year-old daughter Olivia recently had a baby in Florida - and has the bizarre reax of #12: “He claims to be thrilled.”

Namath’s ex-wife, Tatiana, will raise the infant, who is two months old.
Some 19-year-old (apparent) goon named […]

• AOL FANHOUSE isn’t one to kiss and tell, as Raiders coach Lane Kiffin’s mystery illness most likely seems to be mono.
• Yo, yo, yo - USA TIZ-DAY gots the 411 on da Pacman bringin’ his off-da-hook mad skillz to da mic:

Word.
• BLEEDING BLUE AND SILVER wants people to get over Romo’s Playoff Uh-Oh.
• THE […]

BYU FAN DRIVEN MAD BY RECEIVING ‘UTE’ LICENSE PLATE: A Brigham Young fan blew a gasket when the new license plates he received made him look like an enemy supporter:

The DESERET MORNING NEWS reports that when Brennen Thorne picked up the plates for his 4X4 truck, his mood did a u-turn upon seeing the stamped […]

BUSH’S STYLING CAR GOES WELL WITH ‘HOOD ORNAMENT‘: Now that we know what gets Alfonso Soriano and Darius Miles around, it’s time to check out Reggie Bush’s ride:

LALATE has the lowdown on the lowrider - a Mercedes CLS fitted with an ASMA-Design CLS Shark II body kit and Lowenhart wheels.
Of course, this doesn’t count the […]

SPORTSbyBROOKS Girl Jade in Santa Monica, CA:

WE LOVE JEN, BUT THIS REALLY BORDERS ON CHILD ABUSE: Softball honey (and all-around amazing Mom) Jennie Finch is planning to bring her adorable, 15-month-old baby Ace Shane to the Beijing Olympics with her next year.

Finch: “It looks like it right now, he is [coming]. He actually went with me a year ago when we […]