BILL SIMMONS PICKS ON SOCCER’S LACK OF U.S. SUCCESS: Bill Simmons writes what we’ve been saying about U.S. soccer since before Tony Bruno could be heard below 1690AM on the radio dial: “Every five years, people predict soccer could “take off” in America. Every five years, it doesn’t happen. Why? Because Americans don’t want to […]

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