SPORTSbyBROOKS Girl Cora in Santa Monica, CA:

“CO-HOST” COWHERD PROBABLY GOT PAID IN FERTILIZER: Everyone’s favorite fecal matter-filled pinata, Colin Cowherd (aka “Shrutebag”), scored a major career coup this week by hosting the ESPYs … in Fresno:

“The second annual ESPN1430 Radio ESPY awards were presented last Saturday evening at the William Saroyan Theater in Fresno. The festivities were co-hosted by ESPN’s Colin […]

HILTON’S HOCKEY CAREER FORESHADOWED PORNO DEBUT: WORLD NET DAILY uncovers Paris Hilton’s short-lived hockey career at rural Connecticut boarding school Canterbury Academy:
Hilton: “I would always move around, I wasn’t just one position.”
Those words remind us of her infamous film debut:

Case you’re curious, the Whoretel heiress was inevitably ejected from the academy halfway through […]

BRADY QUINN’S BIGGEST FAN SADLY SAYS HER GOODBYE: Say what you will about Brady Quinn and all the fun photos that keep popping up. But the former Notre Dame QB meant a lot to people - especially a young girl in Wisconsin. Sadly, Quinn’s biggest fan finally succumbed to a rare disease:

Dyan Orr […]

IRVIN GIVES GREEN TO SCHOOL THAT MADE HIM WHO HE IS: The FORT LAUDERDALE SUN-SENTINEL cashes in on the news that Michael Irvin will donate $100,000 to the school that “made him into the man he is today.”

No, it’s not bail money for the University of Miami. The bills are earmarked for St. Thomas […]

EX-NBA PLAYER COULD’VE JUST DONE IT WITH NIKE STOCK: A former NBA player could have been rolling in much, much more dough if not for a decision made over 30 years ago:

SPORTS BUSINESS RADIO took a quick trip to Las Vegas, where they met up with Geoff Petrie, current President of Basketball Operations for the […]

• FAN IQ is shocked (shocked!) to learn that model citizen Pacman Jones has run afoul of the law for car violations:

• ARMCHAIR GM tallies a 5-7-5 record in previewing the NFC North by haiku.
• Tipped by SbBer Mark, THE SUN offers the real Wimbledon women’s finals you really want to see:

• Take some notes, […]

DUNGY RECOUNTS TREATMENT FROM GODLESS GLAZERS: Tony Dungy has a new book out, and with the Tampa Bay Bucs now hopelessly stuck in the mud, the ST. PETERSBURG TIMES takes great delight in deconstructing the Glazers’ hideously dishonest handling of Dungy’s 2001 departure.

Dungy claims in his book that before he was fired as Buccaneeers Coach […]

SbB Girl Andie hits the pool (table) in Woodland Hills, CA:

GEIGER LEARNS ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING IDLE: You may remember that SbB recently reported on former NBAer Matt Geiger’s insane $20M Tampa mansion - which he now has on the market.

The ST. PETERSBURG TIMES reports that now the shiny-pated-one has a new strategy to hawk his 36-acre compound (which includes pizza oven and herd […]