LYING LARDASS LAVIN STILL KEEPING UP APPEARANCES: BRUINS NATION lets us know that our favorite lying lardass, Steve Lavin, is keeping up appearances by moving his wedding to the gorgeous (blind and deaf?) Mary Ann Jarou (pictured below) to Europe at the last second after claiming too many people RSVP’d to their Laguna Beach nuptials.

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TOCCHET DEALT THE RIVER BEFORE GETTING SENT DOWN IT: You can’t keep Wayne Gretzky’s wife, Janet Jones, and Rick Tocchet down. Don’t even try. Jones and Tocchet, who were in the middle of a sports betting scandal that flung diarrhea in the direction of The Great One, are entered in the World Series of Poker.

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FIVE WINS LATER, FEDERER FINALLY SHOWING CRACK(S): SbB reader Mark has evidence that Roger Federer was slightly behind on his preparation for the Wimbledon trophy presentation:

Well we always knew the Swiss were ass-backwards, this just confirms it.

TIKI ON TODAY TRACKS ONLY MISTAKE TOM HASN’T MADE: This morning Tiki Barber hosts a segment on NBC’s “Today” show titled “Do You Overpraise Your Child?”

Who knew that Tom Coughlin’s treatment of Jeremy Shockey (ok, not really) the last two years would’ve inspired a throwaway segment for ol’ #21?

(gratuitous dumbass Eagles fan foto quota fulfilled)

• GREG ODEN WANTS HIS INTERNET FREE, OR NOT AT ALL: Deca-Fouler Greg Oden updates his blog on YARDBARKER from Vegas for the first time in over a week - but he has his reasons:

“It doesn’t help that my hotel does not have free internet access. I hate that.”
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PITCHER IMPRISONED INSIDE POTTY, CAN’T GET INTO GAME: A relief pitcher went to get some relief during a game, but got locked in the bathroom and couldn’t get out:

The MONTGOMERY ADVERTISER has the poop on Mobile BayBears pitcher Matt Elliott, who after his 8th-inning duties, went to use the facilities at Montgomery’s Riverwalk Stadium. […]

SbB Girl Anyssa chillin’ after breakfast in Venice, CA:

NBA PLAN RUINS NFL, MLB OWNERS’ MORNING OATMEAL: Thanks to years of local stalemate over a new arena deal, KOVR-TV in Sacramento reports early today that the NBA is considering financing a new arena in Sacramento “CBS13 has learned that the league is considering funding a new home for the Sacramento Kings after spending seven […]

• CNBC’s Darren Rovell spots Spurs coach Gregg Popovich popping for pricey wine in Paris:

• Hey now, SI’s Arash Markazi, you’re an All-Star, get your game on, go play.
• PART MULE speaks now on the news that Terrell Owens doesn’t hold his peace at a Cabo wedding:

• ASTROS DAILY has the story of Larry Yount, […]

Turistas go head over heels for the Running of the Bulls:

Next time, pack along some boxers to Pamplona. Please.