DAN PATRICK DELAYS BROADCAST CAREER TRAIL OF TEARS: By now you know that a media source told the CHICAGO TRIBUNE this week that there is a “90 percent chance” that Dan Patrick would announce today on his radio show that he leaving ESPN.

But Patrick did not appear on the program today, instead Bob “Mr. last-second […]

• LeBron’s got company: 100% INJURY RATE hits the studio to remaster some athletes’ audio atrocities:

• VARIETY has a review of “Second Chance Season“, the film doc about ex-USC star and new Wizard Nick Young.
• WE ARE THE POSTMEN warns you not to mess around with Michele Tafoya:

• NYJER PLEASE has a tear in their […]

D.P. BUGGING OUT OF BRISTOL, BANKING ON BETTER BIZ: You can’t stop Dan Patrick from leaving ESPN - you can only hope to contain him:

LARRY BROWN SPORTS tells us that the one-time “Price Is Right” hopeful will be fleeing from the Worldwide Leader to pursue other projects. Patrick reportedly feels his career is at […]

THE NFL KILLED THE VIDEO STAR; LIMITS ONLINE FOOTAGE: The NFL once again stands for “No Fun League”, as the pro football fraternity wants to place limits on the amount of online video available:

The SCORES REPORT downloads the news that the league is imposing a daily limit of 45 seconds of video coverage available to […]

WIMBLEDON UNINSURED AGAINST MOODY MOTHER NATURE: Wimbledon hopes it doesn’t rain on their parade, as the tournament has no insurance against bad weather:

According to the LONDON DAILY TELEGRAPH, each day of delays could cost the All England Club up to 1 million pounds (almost $2 million) per day.

The loss of money stems from the ticket […]

Jenna tries her hand at keeping cool on SaMo Pier:

GOLF, MUSIC HIT ROCK BOTTOM AT BUICK OPEN TOUR STOP: John Daly proved that if a Tiger-less PGA Tour stop falls in the Woods, break out the Coors Light, cigarettes and really, really bad music and everything will be just fine.

Long John was the center of attention at Michigan’s Buick Open last week, partly because […]