AMERICAN MEDIA HELPS MEXICO FINALLY WIN SOMETHING: We’re guessing most of the U.S. media wasn’t too keen about the recent Immigration (see amnesty) Bill getting shot down. So could this be a little pile-on from our friends at the ASSOCIATED PRESS?

OK, probably not.

More like a cubicled, part-time producer is dipping into the Dancing Bull a […]

JOE TORRE APPARENTLY ISN’T A STEVE BERTHIAUME FAN: The latest, greatest moments from RedSoxYankeesLand:

The NEW YORK POST has a gem today from Joe Torre after a spineless reporter apologized for asking the Yankees manager about Cynthia Rodriguez’s profane tank yesterday: “It’s ESPN, that [bleep] network, right?”.

Meanwhile, the BOSTON GLOBE has Nick Cafardo carrying water for […]

FINALLY, A FEMALE TRIPLE JUMPER WE CAN GET BEHIND! Hats off to ASSOCIATED PRESS photographer Petros Karadjias, who captured the lovely Chrysopigi Devetzi of Greece competing in the triple jump yesterday in Athens:

MILLER JEERED OVER WRIGLEY SIGN CUTTING DOWN CREW: WTMJ-AM reports this week on a Miller Beer ad sign erected outside Wrigley Field for the recent Brewers-Cubs series which read “We’d prefer a pennant race to a sausage race“.

The sausage race is a reference to the Brewers’ well-known Mascot race at Miller Park.
The predictable take of […]

SbB Girl Stephanie warms our hearts in Malibu, CA:

REPORT - LEBRON JAMES TO RELEASE RAP ALBUM IN FALL: The MIAMI HERALD reports today that last weekend Lebron James made the South Beach club scene (strangely though, he wasn’t spotted at VIP-inside-VIP areas).

More specifically, he was seen huddling with “music exec and urban marketing guru Steve Stout, because word is that James has an […]

HOOTERS NO FACTOR WHEN IT COMES TO DICK’S KIDDOS: The small town BRADENTON (FL) HERALD fluffs Dick Vitale’s pillow with a high school newspaper-esque profile on his 30-something daughters, Sherri and Terri.

Between Vitale’s obligatory ebola-inducing self promotion, we find out that the ladies, two years apart, attended Notre Dame on tennis scholarships - and both […]

• 100% INJURY RATE runs down the list of ways ESPN has thrown their journalism integrity out the window:

• DIME MAGAZINE reports that the Lakers hope the answer to a calmer Kobe is Grant Hill.
• We Like Mike: BLEACHER REPORT hits the podium and nominates Ditka for President:

• EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY hopes not […]

ND COACH BELTS A GOOD OL’ IRISH LULLABY AT WRIGLEY: On a recent visit to da North Side, Good Ol’ Charlie Weis treated the Cubbie faithful with a rousing, raucous rendition of “Take Me Out to the Ballgame“:

(Exclusive video!)
(Quick, watch it before MLB takes it down and locks us up!)
As shown on LEN & BOB’S […]

STEPHEN A. SMITH SOCKED BY FANS’ SILLY CINEMATICS: FAN IQ finds a fun video made at the NBA Draft featuring ESPN analyst Stephen A. Smith - in sock puppet form!

A group billing itself as “The Stephen A. Smith Heckling Society of Gentlemen” came to the Big Apple to take a bite out of His Quite […]