$25M-PER DOESN’T ALWAYS TAKE OUT THE WHITE TRASH: The NEW YORK POST reports on the lovely shirt worn by Cynthia Rodriguez, wife of Alex Rodriguez, at yesterday’s A’s-Yankees game:

In case you can’t read it, it says: “F— You“. Here’s a close-up:

Accompanied by her two-year-old daughter, she wore the tank in the players’ family section. The […]

SbB Girl Cecilia springs up at UCLA in Westwood, CA:

PANTHERS’ D MIGHT HAVE SCUTTLED GARCIA’S MARRIAGE: NAPKIN NIGHTS has photos from the birthday party of Jeff Garcia’s nudie model wife, Carmella DeCesare, at Bellagio’s “Light” (was the Barbary Coast smoking lounge unavailable).

If DeCesare’s Gumby-like elastic reax is any indication, it appears the bi-curious bi-coastal NFL QB might’ve been in need of some Cepacol.

And based […]

PARKER BETTER DAMN WELL HAVE AN ON-POINT PRE-NUP: Rarest of sightings on a St. Tropez beach last weekend: A brunette canary (with an Oliver McCall-esque midsection):

Meantime, just as we started to think that Tony Parker had regained his manhood (no thanks to the Lebron’s cadavaliers), word comes that Eva Longoria and Parker held a joint […]

QUEER SOCAL COWBOYS NEED (JIM) SHOULDERS 2 CRY ON: Two major tragedies struck the world of rodeo recently. First, the “Babe Ruth of Rodeo”, Jim Shoulders, passed away at the age of 79.

And secondly, Robert Kojima, Vice President of Rodeo Operations for the Los Angeles Gay Rodeo, recently announced that “due to a myriad […]

SNARKY STEROIDS SIGNS SNUFFED BY STRICTER SECURITY: The SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE reports that Major League Baseball is tossing out the First Amendment when it comes to Barry Bonds baiting by ballpark fans:

When they’re not trying to silence fan unhappiness with lousy teams, MLB teams are starting to enforce strict sign policies as Bonds chases after […]

PHILLIES PHANS HAVE PHUN WITH UNPHORTUNATE PHACT: What do you do when your favorite team, who’s been stumbling for decades, is about to hit the 10,000-loss mark? Start a website, of course!

FAILURE MAGAZINE spotlights Celebrate10000.com, a site recognizing the Philadelphia Phillies’ march (or is that Mauch?) toward infamy.

But the site claims it’s not about […]

ANGELS’ ROOKIE HOME LIFE APPEARS TO BE A BIT CAGEY: The way the Angels’ Reggie Willits has been hitting, you’d think the AL Rookie of the Year candidate was living in a batting cage. Well…you’re right:

Back in 2003, Reggie and his wife Amber decided to build a house near family in Oklahoma. The […]

• WAGGLE ROOM has found a new looker on the ladies’ links in Morgan Pressel:

• The Mighty MJD bids a fond farewell to DEADSPIN.
• The LAFAYETTE JOURNAL & COURIER snuck in to discover that Joe Tiller is closing Purdue football practices to keep away those meddling bloggers:

• MAINICHI DAILY NEWS breaks the news that sumo […]