ROD BECK DEATH FOLLOWED CRYPTIC ARIZONA REPORT: Saturday the EAST VALLEY TRIBUNE reported “Phoenix police said they were called to a northeast Phoenix home for a call of an unknown death and discovered a person dead and alone.

“Police said the prominent person has two young children who are away at camp, and until the kids […]

• MAINICHI DAILY NEWS spots a career going downhill, as a Japanese champion snowboarder has allegedly changed paths from one of the world’s newest sports to the world’s oldest profession:

• BLOWN COVERAGE informs us today’s NFL player arrest comes courtesy of Fred Evans of the Miami Dolphins.
• SONS OF SAM MALONE tunes in and hears […]

FORMER NFL KICKER LOOKING TO TAKE A BOOT TO CRIME: Jose Cortez is trading his kicking tee for a badge, as the former NFL booter is becoming a state trooper.

The SALEM STATESMAN-JOURNAL reports that Cortez will soon be a member of the Oregon State Police. The ex-OSU Beaver hopes that joining the force will add […]

KIMMY SHOWS SHE’S NO SAINT BY BEATING AROUND BUSH: Kim Kardashian, supposedly dating Saints RB Reggie Bush, showed up in New York looking for a new lap to straddle:

I DON’T LIKE YOU IN THAT WAY reports that Kim was at the launch of Lorraine Schwartz’s Diamond Monkey collection “trying to get on the lap of […]