PESKY SUBMISSION GUILLOTINE GETS GLAZER EVERY TIME: MMA is sweeping the nation, so as a public service, we thought we’d update you on the status of Fox Sports football reporter Jay Glazer’s official record:

That makes exactly one more victory than Johnnie Morton.

Here’s hoping Jay, unlike Johnnie, has laid off the Juice. But based on the […]

BOTCHED BOOB JOBS SOON ALL THE RAGE IN CARSON, CA.: David Beckham is set to descend into soccer’s minor leagues after wrapping his stay with Real Madrid (unless someone has $100M laying around they aren’t using):

The highlight of Beckham’s unremarkable two-year Spanish Step? Tom Cruise and Wifey-Walnut-Implants wearing sunglasses at night for his last game: