DAN MARIN0 + SEX SLAVES + DEION’S AGENT = FILM NOIR: So I was googling around and just for fun typed in “Dan Marino” and “sexual slavery” - and look what came up!:

“Dan Marino and his agent, Ralph Stringer, are executive producers of the movie, which focuses on sexual slavery.”
The “movie” is called “Shanghai Hotel” […]

SbB Girl Cecilia discovers the wonderment of Venice, CA:

PESKY PLAQUE BUILDUP NOT JUST PLAGUING NASCAR FANS: The HARTFORD COURANT has Charles Barkley piling on NASCAR, reporting that “on a recent TNT NBA broadcast the network showed a sneak preview viewing of the new opening video they put together for their Nextel Cup coverage. The video features the band Hinder doing a ‘Born To […]

New SbB Girl Cecilia is mesmerizing in Malibu, California:

• FLORIDA TODAY reports the Fort Myers Miracle baseball team will host a “Billy Donovan Night”, where fans can negotiate their way out of their ticket purchase:

• SERIOUS DISMAY reports that the newly-divorced, soon-to-SoCal Colin Cowherd really, really hates women (We’re sure being an AM radio big shot in Lipstick City will cure that at […]

NO-HITTER HURLED ON SAME DATE OF 1ST PERFECT GAME: Tigers hurler Justin Verlander threw a no-no against the Brewers on Tuesday. And it turns out that JV did it on the anniversary of the first-ever perfect game in professional baseball history:

The site NO MAS informs us that back on June 12, 1880, John Lee […]

BECKHAM SPURNED BY SCOTS; READY FOR REALITY SHOW: The Scot rock band The Fratellis have turned down a deal to record the official song for David Beckham’s first match with the MLS Galaxy.

The band were asked to desecrate cover the Beatles classic Hello Goodbye for the early July event, but turned it down fearing they […]

BATTLE BETWEEN THE FOURTH ESTATE AND REAL ESTATE: As sports teams look for new avenues to squeeze out more revenue, one casualty has been the stadium press box:

The NEW YORK TIMES reports that more ballparks and arenas are shooing away beat writers from prime spots in favor of luxury boxes and $1,000 courtside seats.

For example, […]

DODGERS DEEP DISCOUNT GAMES FOR DESERVING TROOPS: The Dodgers got it right this week by instituting a 75 percent discount for all card-carrying U.S. Military personnel.

The team has also done plenty of other good deeds for the troops overseas of late - and here’s hoping other big league players and teams are following suit.

We’re just […]

WILL FERRELL’S JOCK-STRAPPING DAYS STARTED AS YOUTH: Doug Haller of the ARIZONA REPUBLIC reports on the high school sports career of Will Ferrell, polling the actor’s coaches from his alma mater: University High in Irvine, CA.

Ferrell played football, basketball and baseball and we’re sad to report that “by all accounts took each sport seriously“. […]