REGGIE BUSH SEES PLENTY OF BACKSIDE IN KARDASHIAN: See if you can guess what Reggie Bush really likes about new squeeze (!) Kim Kardashian:

We’re with you, her taste in handbags is truly impeccable.

A late afternoon Bullet Joint for ya:
• COWARD UF PREZ IMPEACHES COLLEGE FBALL PLAYOFF: The MIAMI HERALD reports University of Florida President Bernie Machen, apparently not concerned with the laughable lack of credibility plaguing college football’s BCS debacle, has “backed off his playoff football proposal” after meeting with SEC presidents at the conference’s recent spring […]

DIM BULB EVA’S BRIGHT IDEA - $40K CAKE BAKED IN CALI: BEN MALLER reports that the wedding cake for Tony Parker and Eva Longoria’s wedding will cost upwards of $15,000 to make - in California.

Instead of having the gigantic confection manufactured in the country most famous for its food, France, the couple will have the […]

FRENCH SHRED - EMPTY SEATS GREETED SERENA’S DEFEAT: Serena Williams went quietly (6-4, 6-3) in the quarterfinals of the French Open today:

And by the looks of the paltry crowd, I do mean quietly.

CAN A GUY ENJOY A HAPPY HOUR AMSTEL LIGHT IN PEACE?

In other news, so much for the rumors of Jessica Simpson splitting up Tony Romo and Carrie Underwood. PEREZ HILTON has this snap of the smiling pair together “Saturday night at Logan’s in North Dallas.“

DICK VITALE SMOKES OUT DONOVAN (TWO MONTHS LATE): Dick Vitale has this on ESPN.com: “The big announcement came out of Gainesville — Billy Donovan is staying on as Florida basketball coach.

“Was I surprised by this development? Absolutely not. Why did I feel so positive about this situation? It is all about loyalty, my friends. Donovan […]

EXTRA MUSTARD blows Amanda Beard’s PLAYBOY cover:

The issue hits newsstands June 7.

• After all the will-he/won’t-he speculation, Darren Rovell of CNBC reports Kobe Bryant is finally re-signing with his old team - Nike:

• Your vote counts, as FAN IQ invites you to choose this week’s Stephen A. Shut the F Up Award.
• Yum! BUGS & CRANKS takes a venture behind the counter to work at […]

New SbB Girl Teressa’s million-dollar smile in Los Angeles:

TEEN GOLFER EYES FOUR-PEAT; NEXT ALLISON STOKKE?: This week, a high school golfer attempts to make history by winning four straight state titles:

Katie Detlefsen of Minnehaha Academy has won the Minnesota Class A girls’ golf championship three years running, and is hoping to close her H.S. career with one more title.

The MINNEAPOLIS STAR-TRIBUNE offers this […]