FILM FANTASY - “KILL BUSS” CHRONICLES BABY 81 SAGA: Kobe Bryant busting Jerry’s a– last week over the Lakers’ putrid player acquisitions the past three years was refreshing for about 24 hours. But that freshness was soon overtaken by the stench of a Paris Hilton holding cell at County after an all night booze binge […]

TO DA DRUNK A-HOLE BORAT IMPERSONATOR IN YOUR LIFE: EXTRA MUSTARD find perhaps the only Borat-based online video you haven’t seen that is remotely entertaining:

EM is a daily stop now (especially the “Hot Clicks” feature) and worth a bookmark. SI.com is starting to get it right.

• Easy-Does-It Rider: WBRS SPORTS BLOG offers you the chance to get your own Joe Paterno motorcycle:

• DEADSPIN learns you can’t control Gary Sheffield.
• The PALM BEACH POST gives a nice little retrospective on new NASCAR reporter Suzy Kolber:

• A channel actually wanted them? SPORTS ILLUSTRATED reports the Arab TV network Al-Jazeera was denied press […]

ND IRISH COACH HASN’T MADE WEIS DECISION ON QB YET: CLASSIC GROUND passes the plate and collects a lot of opinions on the Notre Dame quarterback situation:

(ND QB Roulette: Sharpley, Jones, Frazer)
Right now, it’s been a battle between prized recruit Jimmy Clausen, Demetrius Jones and Evan Sharpley, with a recent fourth option in Zach Frazer.

Eric […]

JETS COACH MAKES A GUEST SPOT HE COULDN’T REFUSE: Not to be outdone by Mark Schlereth, New York Jets coach Eric Mangini made his acting debut in the second-to-last episode of “The Sopranos”:

AOL FANHOUSE spotted Mangini in an Italian restaurant scene, where the chef points him out to Tony Soprano.
Although Mangini’s appearance was brief (only […]

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USC COACHES: LENDALE WAS ALSO IN-N-OUT AS TROJAN: USC football guru Scott Wolf of the L.A. DAILY NEWS catches us up on everything USC football (in case you don’t know, Wolf is no Trojan homer, which makes him a must-read):
• “If you ask the coaches, LenDale White was a handful for three years. He never […]

DON’T BELIEVE THE TRUTH - BECKS TO BOLT “BACKWATER”? After being recalled to England’s national team and performing impressively against Brazil last Saturday in London’s newly-reopened Wembley Stadium, David Beckham for the first time expressed reticence over the five-year deal he signed with MLS and the L.A. Galaxy, or as the LONDON DAILY MAIL calls […]

RODRIGUEZ AFTER “MILF AND NOOKIE” AS EARLY AS 2004: The NEW YORK DAILY NEWS slips in a note about how ARod made up with wife Cynthia late last week after the news of his alleged infidelity with a post-op transvestite New York woman: “the Yankees $252 million man made nice with his wife, Cynthia - […]

THE ZOOKER ROCKS WRIGLEY FIELD (PLUS HE SANG TOO!): In an effort to revive reinvigorate his base in Chicago, our favorite football coach, thanks to DEADSPIN, Ron Zook, sang “Take Me Out To The Ballgame” at Wrigley Saturday:

Mindful of Mr. Zook’s family and friends, we’ll withhold our feelings on his performance. But we can’t say […]