AROD CHEAT PIECE’S NAME, MYSPACE & EPILATOR OUTED: Thanks to intrepid reporting by WITH LEATHER, we have another photo of Alex Rodriguez’s fanciful mistress (and myspace page):

And kudos to DEADSPIN for revealing to us that she’s “shaved“:

The NEW YORK POST completely outs the Vegas/NYC “entertainer” today, publishing her full name (Joslyn Morse) and tracking down […]

NEW NIKES COME COMPLETE WITH AGED DR. SCHOLL’S PAD: After flying Air Jordan & Just Doin’ It, Nike is set to release its latest shoe coup with groovy styles from the ’70s.

But as SPORTS BUSINESS DAILY points out, this collection of sneakers will really look like they’ve sat in the back of your closet for […]

ATHLETES NEXT UNTAPPED WELL OF PAPARAZZI POWER: The NEW YORK TIMES digs the dirt on the celebrity status of athletes:

BOSOX HENRY’S FIRM BLEW $1.7B SINCE 2004 SERIES WIN: Gotta whole mess o’ cash laying around you aren’t using?

Well, THE STREET reports that if you have no interest in keeping that money, Boston Red Sox Owner John Henry is just the man to give it to: “How bad does it look? You can see the […]

LIDDELL EXECUTIONER RAMPAGE JACKSON HAS BIG BALLS: THE BIG LEAD has a video of Quinton “Rampage” Jackson touting the size of his testicles to a beleaguered cashier:

You don’t suppose this means Jackson is an AC/DC fan?

(OK, no way in hell.)
To be honest, we don’t give a damn about Jackson or any other UFCer except for […]

TONY ROMO COMMITS TO COWBOYS CAREER OVER CARRIE: The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has news today that Tony Romo is playing the “work” card to dump Carrie Underwood.

Romo reportedly told Underwood that he wants to dial down the relationship during football season, which only last six months!

A source to the Enquirer said Romo had made the same […]

KRUK BALL CANCER JOKES GET THE SH– BEAT OUT OF YOU: PHILADELPHIA magazine has a Q & A with John Kruk that is mostly standard pap, but there is this noteworthy exchange with ESPN’s heroic testicular cancer survivor:

PHILLY MAG: “Is there a moment from your Phillies career that stands out the most?”
KRUK: “As a team, […]

MMA AT L.A. COLISEUM BORDERING ON BRINK OF DISASTER: SbB reported weeks ago that Johnnie Morton would make his MMA debut this Saturday as part of an enormous card at the L.A. Coliseum.

The LOS ANGELES TIMES reports late Thursday that the event is bordering on becoming a complete disaster: “A week ago, the Japanese promoters […]

TONY LARUSSA + PICKLED OKRA = DC BLOG COMEDY GOLD: Blog Show Host and DC Sports Bog OG Dan Steinberg reports the “PETA blog referred me to the ballot for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian contest. For some reason, I’m not on the ballot. But a number of lesser sports celebrities are on the ballot.”

Those sports […]

ELI MANNING NOW “UNSTOPPABLE”? TRY “INTERCEPTABLE”: