JOSE HOODWINKS USA TODAY INTO NOTING BOGUS SHOW: Those print media maniacs at USA TODAY apparently felt the need today to report on Jose Canseco’s lastest bogus attempt to get back in the limelight.

USAT notes Canseco recently said that he had “received wild responses from fans who want to participate” in his upcoming reality show.

Problem […]

GERRY MCNAMARA IS RUINING SOCIAL LIVES OF UW COEDS: College football season is right around on the corner, and like the Syracuse sports blog NUNES MAGICIAN, a game already on my radar screen is the titantic intersectional tilt between Syracuse and the University of Washington on August 31 at the Carrier Dome.

I just wish I […]

LAVERNE, FLOWERS WILL KILL FOR NBA BANDWAGON RIDE: We’ve officially landed in Vegas for Memorial Day weekend.

And as we continue to search for ways to make up the 35 hours of sleep we’ve already lost this week, SI.com provides some solace, by posting a slideshow of our favorite celebrity basketball fans:

Penny Marshall and Brandon Flowers? […]

PING PONG AND WALKEN SURELY MEANS CINEMATIC GOLD: The gang from Comedy Central’s “Reno 911!” has another movie coming. This one is called “Balls of Fury”, and looks to be a “Karate Kid” meets “Scarface” meets “Apocalypse Now”-accented piece centered on … ping pong?:

In the tradition of “Dodgeball”, the story takes an obscure basement-based *sport* […]

2011 SUPER BOWL WILL BE NIGHT OF 1,000 TAXIS FOR NFL: How did North Texas officials land the 2011 Super Bowl for Dallas? According to the DALLAS MORNING NEWS, by allowing themselves to be treated like a U.S. Border Patrol Agent at a Tijuana donkey show.

Here’s what was stolen from handed over by the citizens […]

• The 2-Time NBA MVP might have to wander through the playoff wilderness for a while, as THE PEOPLE’S CHAMP equates Steve Nash to Moses:

• Could work for the Cubs: If THE LION & THE CARDINAL had their way, the next retro ballpark trend would be bear pits:

• HOME RUN DERBY lets the cat out […]

BUSH ON THE PROWL, GETS BUFF WITH BAYOU BENGALS: Looks like Reggie Bush is trading in one wild cat for another, as THE BIG BAD BLOG snaps some shots of the Saints RB working out at the LSU athletic center:

NEW OWNERSHIP MEANS PREDATORS MIGRATING NORTH?: SIGNAL TO NOISE reports the recent sale of the Nashville NHL franchise might lead to the Predators moving up north:

The team was purchased by Jim Balsillie, who made billions selling Blackberrys (the device, not the fruit). He tried to buy the Penguins recently, but the Canadian Cash Machine […]