REPORT - TONY PARKER-EVA LONGORIA WEDDING NOW OFF: Bad news for the Utah Jazz, as it appears Tony Parker may have finally grown a pair and dumped burgeoning Bridezilla Eva Longoria: X17ONLINE reports this afternoon that “With only a little over a month and a half to go before the big day, we’re hearing rumors […]

JORDAN’S SONS HAVE LEARNED PLENTY FROM THEIR PAPA: MEDIATAKEOUT, VIA DEUCE OF DAVENPORT has photos of Michael Jordan’s sons Jeffrey (18) and Marcus (16) taking after what has to be a proud papa:

Marcus (above) passed out after a night of apparent overindulgence and enjoying an alcoholic beverage (below), among other things:

And Jordan’s 18-year-old son Jeffrey […]

DANICA WON’T BRING SEXY BACK, SO WE WON’T WATCH: SPORTS BUSINESS DAILY reports “GoDaddy aired three different 30-second ads during ABC’s coverage of Indianapolis 500 Bump Day yesterday, two of which featured Danica Patrick. One of Patrick’s practice runs immediately followed the first ad.

“The two ads featuring Patrick emphasized her competitive spirit and driving ability […]

A.J. HAWK ON QUINN’S WEDDING PHOTOS - HANG THE D.J.! By now you’ve probably seen the photos of Brady Quinn impersonating a member of The Village People at his sister Laura’s wedding to A.J. Hawk.
Sunday Hawk told the ASSOCIATED PRESS that he was none to happy about the wedding photographer posting online some *memorable* snaps […]

BERMAN’S 1ST BOOTH WITHOUT CASH BEING TRANSACTED: Obvious exaggeration Interesting factoid from Peter King’s MMQB: “In 1976, Cornell football coach George Seifert, in the midst of a disastrous 3-15 two-year run at the Ivy League school, prowled the sidelines during a 28-12 loss to Brown in upstate New York. He was fired after the season.

“In […]

SWEDEN’S 5,000 YEARS OF HISTORY = ELIN AND A MUPPET: Helene Elliott of the DETROIT FREE PRESS has a piece on the seven Swedes who are helping the Red Wings roll deep into the postseason:

More interestingly is this well-researched, accompanying graphic treatment of the country of Sweden, which notes the most famous Swedes of all-time:

Alfred […]

• MVN’s HOG HEAVEN leashes in an interview of Redskin RB Clinton Portis barking out at those dogging Michael Vick:

• Thanks to the lawyers of Pacman Jones, TIMES OF NEW YORK (not affiliated with the New York Times) presents some of its favorite NFL arrests over the last 5 years.
• HI-PLAINS DRIFTER found some folks […]

YANKS NEED HILLARY, NOT RUDY, TO REPRESENT IN D.C.: Although the Subway Series sweep was subsided, things definitely could be better for the New York Yankees.

But if the Bronx Bombers really want their fortunes to change, they better be pulling for Hillary or Obama in ‘08.

The Yankees, with baseball’s highest payroll year in & year […]

SHARAPOVA DREAMS TO GO DOWN UNDER ON ADAM SCOTT: Most official sites of high-profile athletes are nothing but promotional dreck, but not Maria Sharapova’s homepage.

One of the frequent features on the Russian beauty’s site is “My Top 10 List”. A recent (rather steamy) list featured “My Top Ten Dream Mixed Doubles Partners“:

#6 is most intriguing […]

THAT’S ALISON WITH ONE L, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIRS: OK, this Allison Stokke thing is getting serious. Last weekend the Yahoo Buzz index had her as its top feature:

And a new photo of Stokke surfaces - with no doubt a cast-signing line now forming:

Alright, here’s one more:

You got me, one more:

Of course, rumors (likely […]