• With his proposed snub of 756*, LEAVE THE MAN ALONE thinks Hammerin’ Hank is acting as surly as the player he doesn’t want to congratulate:

• SAVED BY THE BLOG offers a heartwarming clip of Clinton Portis giving mad props to his mom for keeping him ‘fly’.
• JOE SPORTS FAN whips out their joysticks and […]

SHAHI PROPS UP OUR FLEETING CHEERLEADER FANTASY: Like you, we’re over major sports websites trying to prop up sagging traffic numbers with thousands of photo posts of over-makeupped, underdeveloped cheerleaders.

Thankfully, KSK’s Unsilent Majority is here to save the day and rescue the cheerleader fantasy for all of us, with his post on working (really!) actress […]

PORN STAR ENDS UP NIPPLY OVER UNIV. OF FLORIDA DRAFT: As a Univ. of Georgia Alumnus, I’d like to congratulate the Univ. of Florida sports fansite GATORCOUNTRY for signing up porn performer and former UF coed Lauren Anderson to a non-exclusive deal to provide her analysis on UF sports.

Website: “In this week’s video segment, Gator […]

NEW $1.5B STADIUM WEMBLEY WIPES AWAY COMPETITION: If the opening of the WNBA season wasn’t this weekend, I would definitely hopping a Aer Lingus flight to London to check out the FA Cup Final at the new Wembley Stadium:

The facility will primarily host soccer games and concerts, and serve as the crown jewel for London’s […]

SAGER THANKS GOODNESS FOR THE GUYS AT JUST FOR MEN:
Q: How old is Craig Sager?

A: Really, really old (footage from 1974).

God bless him though, as being in his mid-to-late 50s doesn’t deter him from hanging out with young hotties.

SPONGEBOB, MASKED MEN BEAT NBA PLAYOFF TV RATINGS: Dwight Jaynes of the PORTLAND TRIBUNE confirms what most of you already know: Less and less of us are watching the NBA playoffs.

Jaynes: “You probably know that to the rest of the country, they’re not very important. At all. Even though the Western Conference series has provided […]

STEVE SPURRIER BLEEDS THE GATOR @ AUGUSTA NATIONAL: As a University of Georgia Alumnus, I’m proud to report the University of Florida’s favorite son Steve Spurrier purporting himself with class and dignity during a round of golf at Augusta National recently:

Note to Hootie: You might start cutting off the Amstel Light cart at the […]

SUE BIRD IN A BIKINI BRIEF IS ANSWER TO WNBA DECLINE: Of course, there’s NO WAY we’re going to go through the day without mentioning the WNBA lid-lifters this weekend.

SPORTS BUSINESS DAILY has this handy chart of league attendance over the years (what a pretty bell curve!):

USA TODAY gives us a women’s basketball player uniform […]

PERHAPS PARIS CAN HELP BOSOX CEO WITH TRASH PICKUP: The BOSTON HERALD reports Red Sox President & CEO Larry Lucchino, COO Mike Dee and Exec VP of Public Affairs Dr. Charles Steinberg “were spotted in the stands picking up trash” between games of the team’s doubleheader yesterday against the Tigers.

Lucchino, who is part of the […]

N.J. LAWMAKERS WANT ROOM ON RUTGERS BANDWAGON: Acting on the recent surge of Scarlet Knight success, the NEWARK STAR-LEDGER reports a New Jersey legislator wants Rutgers to include the ‘N.J.’ on their logos:

What the politico doesn’t know is that it’s been attempted before, courtesy of the HELMET PROJECT site:

In the mid-80s, the Scarlet Knights helmets […]