WILD HOGS II ON HOLD AS ALLEN STARS IN MMA VEHICLE: DAILY VARIETY reports on the first major movie that will attempt to cash in on the current mixed-martial arts craze. Tim Allen will star in a feature film called, “Redbelt”, which is a mixed-martial arts drama written and directed by David Mamet.

DV: “Allen plays […]

WE LOVE OUR DUCKS PUCK, IF WE COULD ONLY WATCH IT: Yes, we’re knee deep in the Stanley Cup playoffs, and I’m happy to report that as a Time Warner cable subscriber in Los Angeles, I haven’t been able to watch the Anaheim Ducks waddle through the postseason for one single second - since I […]

• Tom Hoffarth of the L.A. DAILY NEWS reports that an animal rights group is putting its foot down on foot longs, and asking Frank McCourt to stop selling Dogder Dogs:

• WE ARE THE POSTMEN spotlights Charles Barkley applying for the soon-to-be available TNT assistant director position.
• SIGNAL TO NOISE wonders if MLB was asleep […]

IF YOU LIKE WHITEY FAKERS, YOU’ll ADORE SEC BASEBALL: When I lived in the Deep South for 13 years, I was introduced to the phenomenon that is college baseball - which is essentially a bunch of white kids who couldn’t play major college football stealing scholarship money.

And I do emphasize white. The next time you […]

WHY TILA TEQUILA REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, SUX: Southern California high school pole vaulter Allison Stokke is the rarest of breeds:

An UNINTENTIONAL internet celebrity.

WARNING: Posting will be sporadic at best for the rest of the week, for various reasons (none of which involves late night lesbian bar escapades).
Later this week you’ll know why.