• BISON MEDIA BLOG jumps on the news that the South Dakota State Jackrabbits need your help selecting a new logo, as school officials are hoping the process doesn’t get drawn out.
Our leader in the clubhouse:

• WAGGLE ROOM details the tough course of the Andalucian Open - water hazards, sand traps…crazed geese.
• LEE CORSO’S MERKIN […]

SbB Girl Denise ready to roll in Hollywood, California:

PRECIPITATION AT CLUB PRECEDED PACMAN NFL SITDOWN: ESPN.com’s Chris Mortensen reports today the night before Pacman Jones was to meet with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell to discuss his future status with the league, he was spotted at a New York City strip club.

Mortensen: “The night before his April 3 meeting with Goodell to talk about […]

GOOD, BAD, INDIFFERENT REAX TO BEARD POSING NUDE: PLAYBOY recently announced that U.S. Olympic swimming Gold Medalist Amanda Beard will strip off her Speedo and pose “for a mouth-watering layout.”

Beard isn’t the first high-profile female athlete to be bought enticed into working in the softcore porn industry.

Legendary figure skater Katarina Witt has long posed nude, […]

FRANCE SURRENDERS OLY SWIMMER TO ITALIAN STALLION: The LONDON TIMES reports France is in an uproar. No, not over the recent results of the Presidential election, but the actions of 20-year-old swimming legend Laure Manaudou.

Manaudou, “who holds 36 French records, six European records and three world records, announced that she had quit her club in […]

PELE TIED TO NORWEGIAN, PAKISTANI CRIME SYNDICATES? Oslo’s AFTENPOSTEN reports Pelé will be questioned by police in Brazil this week “about his links to a property development in Natal (Brazil), part of the international hunt for Norwegian criminal gang members.”

17 people in Norway and 10 in Brazil, all linked to the Pakistani B-Gang, were arrested […]

MANWHORE MARK FINDS HIS CALLING IN REALITY DATING: THE BIG LEAD @ AOL FANHOUSE reports Mark Philippoussis is trading his tennis racket for the dating show racket, as he’s scheduled to star in a new NBC reality series.
Last that was heard of Marky P, he was dating model Alexis Barbara:

But apparently they weren’t a good […]

AUSSIE WOMEN’S RUGBY BODY PAINT A MAJOR FOTO FOUL: Normally a collection of world class female athletes from Australia in body paint would be cause for celebration, but these 2001 photos of the Wallaroos aren’t exactly what we had in mind:

Wallaroos? That’d be 10 parts walrus, one part kangaroo.

I guess it could be worse - […]

• THIS ONE’S FOR THE LADIES: SPORTS HERNIA sets sail with their dreamboats in part 2 of their All-Time NBA Pretty Boys:

• CNBC’S DARREN ROVELL tells us soon-to-be NBA star Kevin Durant has signed his first-ever endorsement deal. Nike? adidas? Nope, Upper Deck.
• PINEAPPLE JUICED: STEROID NATION reports the women’s winner of […]

PATRIOTISM BEFORE PIZZA - NO SALES DURING ANTHEM: Reacting after employee walkouts and bad press, Fayetteville, NC, arena will now halt concession sales during the national anthem.

The conflict started when vendor Joe Waters stopped serving pizza during the Star Spangled Banner before a hockey game at Crown Coliseum. Apparently, this was against arena […]