SbB Girl Crystal in Manhattan Beach, California:

DOMESTIC VIOLATION CONVENIENTLY AVAILABLE ONLINE! Oh joy, now you can read, listen and watch Rick Dempsey’s (left) poorly chosen words about domestic violence to Jay Gibbons’ wife Laura Giuliani (middle - hot! hot! hot!) during the Orioles MASN broadcast Saturday, thanks to BALTIMORE SUN blogger Rick Maese:

Now that we’ve got that bad taste out of […]

DE LA HOYA-MAYWEATHER FIGHT SMASHES PPV RECORDS: The Pay-Per-View numbers are in on Saturday night’s Oscar De La Hoya-Floyd Mayweather Jr. fight, as announced by PPV broadcaster HBO today.

The fight set all-time PPV records of 2.15 million buys and $120M in revenue.

That number surpassed the previous record of 1.99 million for the Mike Tyson-Evander Holyfield […]

THESE SPORTS BABES HAVE REAL BREASTS, JUST ASK THEM: Something called Sports Babes TV is making the rounds on YouTube. The vid clips show women, some attractive, some not, opining on the sports story du jour.

The pieces are getting a surpringly high number of views (advertising pointers?) and it’s no wonder. All you have to […]

YANKEE WANG TANGOS FOR WORLD GAMES “DANCE SPORT”: Taiwanese Yankees pitcher Chien-Ming Wang is your offical spokesman for the 2009 World Games, which will be staged in Kaohsiung, Taiwan.

If that isn’t enough excitement for you, in one of the promo spots (already?!) for the affair, Wang “performs a tango dance, one of the events featured […]

PHOENIX SUNS FOLLOWERS SHOWING (NOSTRIL) FLARE: As a tribute to Steve Nash’s bloodied noggin in Spurs-Suns Game One, local radio station KTAR-AM passed out nose bandages (with the station logo on them, of course), before the Suns nosed out a win over the Spurs in Game Two.

One of the fans wearing the bandages was John […]

• CNBC’s DARREN ROVELL decries the lost art of penmanship, as he invites you to Guess the Sports Card Signature. (Rovell also chimes in on kickball lawsuits and ad space available on a pro-Pacman Jones website.)
• LARRY BROWN SPORTS gets the scoop on the new Dallas Mavericks logo for the 2007-08 season.
• ESPN Page […]

BUFF BUILT BROAD BOUND TO BRING UP BREAKFAST BARF: If you’re trying to cut down on your sausage McGriddles, MEDIA TAKE OUT offers up some pics that are certain to curb your morning appetite.
Behold, the World’s Strongest Woman:

MTO’s site disclaimer, to put your mind at somewhat ease:

If so, then we’ve found her perfect match:

CLEMENS CORRECTING K’S FOR CURIOUS KENTUCKY ‘CATS: The Roger Clemens Comeback Tour Part Deux began in the Bluegrass State on Tuesday, as the $28 million answer to the Yankees’ pitching woes visited with the University of Kentucky baseball team:

As part of his workout, Clemens pitched and chatted with the Wildcats players and coaches. Since Billy […]