BQ GRABS CROTCHES; TOO BAD THEY AREN’T OF FEMALES: Lotsa slap-happy fun with Brady Quinn emerging from the ether today.

KISSING SUZY KOLBER has a hit piece on Brady Quinn’s gal pal, Lindy Slinger. Shockingly, some of her jealous back stabbing acquaintances claim that she is … brace yourself … a slut!
More interesting and amusing is […]

LEBRON BABY’S MOMMA BEHIND MYSTERIOUS BILLBOARD? The CLEVELAND PLAIN DEALER reports there’s a billboard currently up in Cleveland along I-77 that shows a basketball framed by the text “Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness” and “Believe In Cleveland“. The advertisement is completed by Cavaliers colors:

The P-D also notes the Cavaliers “are aware of the billboard, […]

EMBROIDERY ENSURES MICKELSON’S PGA TOUR PRESENCE: 29 of the top 30 PGA Tour players tee it up today in Charlotte for the Wachovia Championship. With so many elite players skipping so many tour stops to focus on major tournaments, you might wonder how the North Carolina tourney draws so many of the current golfing greats.

The […]

SOON-TO-BE-NBA-LESS SEATTLITE PUNKS DALLAS DUNKER: When you’re a local-yokel sports news teevee reader in Seattle and your airtime has been sliced to 0:13, this is your lead - (*HAR! HAR!*):

Ya, that hurt like a M-F. But at least that gentleman doesn’t have to worry about his team moving to Albuquerque.

GOLFER JORDAN GOES “LOGOLESS”; SWINGS PING STICKS: SPORTS BUSINESS DAILY wraps the MJ-Tiger pro-am pairing at the Wachovia in Charlotte today. Nothing much exciting, but SBD does note that Jordan did not wear any Nike gear or play Nike golf clubs.

SBD: “Jordan appeared logoless — odd considering his pairing with fellow Nike endorser Woods. […]

SbB Girls Charity and Kim at Red Rocks National Park, CO:

CARDS FANS SHOCKED THAT TATTOO ARTISTS CAN’T SPELL: As a native Kansas Citian, Deadspin gives me one more reason not to move to St. Louis:

Like me, I’m sure you’re shocked to find out that some St. Louis Baseball Cardinals (war Jim Bakken!) fans don’t realize that sometimes tattoo artists have a little trouble with their […]

NEW BAMA COACH SATAN SABAN GRACES FAKE BILLBOARD: An appropriate artist’s response/rendering for the

LONELY ARI PITCHES ‘HAWKS GAMES FROM EMPTY ARENA: AOL SPORTS BLOG offers up a Chicago Blackhawks ad from 1998 featuring Jeremy Piven, best known as agent Ari Gold from HBO’s “Entourage”:

The spot features Piven and his memories of going to see the Blackhawks with his dad. He talks while sitting in an empty arena […]

ESPN’S NICHOLS ALL HANDS WHEN IT COMES TO QB QUINN: JOESPORTSFAN has this delicious draft-day (gaffe) double entrendre from ESPN reporter Rachel Nichols on Brady Quinn: “Miami is waiting to get their hands on Brady Quinn… a lot of people thought they’d have to trade up to get their hands on Quinn… this is a […]