• Larry Brown of AOL Sports Blog lets us know who’s running the JUGGS gun for the Pepperdine baseball team: Pam Anderson.

Anderson has apparently adopted the team and is serving as sort of a mascot/house mother for the Waves (or maybe she’s looking for a little extra support herself).
• Starving kids in Africa can wait, […]

BOS. CELTICS OWNER TELLS TELFAIR TO BEAT IT FOR GOOD: The BOSTON GLOBE reports that Celtics Owner Wyc Grousbeck sent out an email to the media today to announce the C’s are dumping Sebastian Telfair.

Grousbeck wrote the club “will sever ties” with Telfair after his recent arrest for having a loaded handgun in his car. […]

MIKE JORDAN’S EX-WIFE JUANITA HAS HERSELF A BOY TOY: Perfect news from MediaTakeOut.com:
This news is rather coincidental, considering the photo that surfaced this week of her ex-ATM machine husband grinding with teenies in Cabo.

MTO reports, “Word is that Juanita and new beau, a 29 year old investment banker from the Chicago branch of Credit […]

MLB PLAYER MILLEDGE IS MYSPACE, WEBCAM ENTHUSIAST: THE BIG LEAD tips us off to the Myspace page of baseball player Lastings “Da Edge” Milledge, who is an outfielder for the New York Mets minor league club in New Orleans.

Milledge spent the first couple weeks of the season on the bench with the Mets, so apparently […]

WHITLOCK DOESN’T WANT TO SLEEP ON IMUS’ WET SPOT: NEWSDAY reports KANSAS CITY STAR (and rising media star - to the dismay of insanely jealous journo colleagues and his land-locked KC readership) columnist Jason Whitlock has turned down WFAN’s offer to take over Don Imus’ cratered morning radio show time slot.

Excerpt: “(Whitlock is) passing (for […]

ESIASON WILL VIE FOR DON IMUS RADIO SPOT NEXT WEEK: The NEW YORK DAILY NEWS reports today that next week Boomer Esiason will host the former morning radio time slot on WFAN-AM held by Don Imus - in what sounds like a five-day tryout.

WFAN Operations Director Mark Chernoff said Chris Russo will likely join Esiason […]

MY LIGHT IN-FLIGHT SPORTS READING JUST GOT HEAVIER: One of my daily stops, famousmormons.com, has an entire page(!) devoted to baseball players (what, you were expecting the NBA?) replete with the obligatory blurry, incorrectly-sized introductory gif image:

Yeah, Dale Murphy, Cory Snyder, Roy Halladay and Jeff Kent are Latter-day Saints who we all look up to, […]

REBUFFED BY ZIDANE, MLS NEXT HOPES TO SIGN RONALDO: As part of a major profile on AEG’s Phil Anschutz in the NEW YORK TIMES, AEG (and L.A. Galaxy President) Chairman Tim Leiweke said of MLS’ strategy to acquire foreign players for next season, “There are only four players that move the needle: Ronaldo. Beckham. Zidane. […]

D-SPIN EDITOR IN NYT CLAIMS NBA TEAMS TANKING GAMES: Deadspin Editor Will Leitch had an op-ed piece in the NEW YORK TIMES Saturday in which he wrote that it “appeared that [the Celtics] tried to lose” down the stretch of the NBA regular season to improve their chances in the league’s draft lottery.

Leitch also indicated […]

• Thanks to the magic that is YouTube, Sebastian Telfair has apparently shot a new promotional spot for the Celtics:

• Deadspin has the reason sports marketers dream about Michael Jordan:

He exudes a suave restraint that the conservative class adores (not to mention sweaty, underage girls at a secret spring break shanty in Cabo - watch […]