BUHNER APPARENTLY STILL WISHES HE WAS BALLPLAYER: Jay Buhner has a ceremonial squeeze for two Seattle Mariners before a game in Seattle this season:

The former Seattle player could still suit up for the M’s - considering the grabass already going on at Safeco Field.

WYNALDA WHIMPERS AFTER ROME’S VERBAL FIREBOMBING: As you might expect, Jim Rome verbally firebombed Eric Wynalda on his radio and TV show yesterday, and ESPN SportsCenter also covered Wynalda’s asinine comments about the nationally-syndicated host.

The irony in what Wynalda said (”Jim Rome can suck my d—“) is that the two were friends and the soccer […]

WE HAD NO IDEA; SO WHAT’S TONY PARKER’S EXCUSE? Eva Longoria without makeup on her way to a waxing (I hope):

Find courtesy the appropriately named WithLeather.

$130M ARSENAL INVEST PUTS TOUPEE UPGRADE ON HOLD: Less than two weeks after emphatically denying any interest in investing in the Arsenal soccer team of England’s Premier League, Stan Kroenke, who married into Wal-Mart money, is dropping $130M on the club.

Kroenke also owns the Colorado Rapids of MLS, so I’m thinking at some point he’ll […]

BILL BELICHICK THE HOMEWRECKER STRIKES YET AGAIN: Not satisfied with breaking up one marriage (Sharon Shenocca - right in photo), Bill Belichick is working on gunking up another coupling - this time the marriage of someone named Linda Holliday (left in photo), who was seen with the Patriots cbilloach at the NCAA championship basketball game […]

NO EDUCATION IS NO ROADBLOCK FOR BARKLEY GUV RUN: SportsColumn reports on Charles Barkley speaking to something called the Downtown Tip-off club in Little Rock, Arkanasas. In between discussing his serious sports journalism career and mulling a run for Governor of Alabama, Barkley gave this update on his academic standing at Auburn:

“One year, I was […]

SOME CUBS FAN WANTS YOU TO PUT A (WHITE) SOX IN IT: Today’s Sox vs. Cubs fans fake comparison is brought to you by Awful Announcing:

Not that I swing either way, but isn’t the immediate area around Wrigley Field considered very, VERY happy?

CYCLONES COACHING STAFF ENDURES DROPPING A MAN: Per my monthly monitoring of the cholesterol of the Iowa State football coaching staff, I’m here to report today, via the Wizard of Odds, the good news about Iowa State defensive coordinator Wayne Bolt:

Bolt weighed 500 pounds this time last year. He has since lost over half his […]

LAKERS, HUGH HEFNER ON LIFE ALERT AT STAPLES CENTER: The LOS ANGELES TIMES reports Hugh Hefner and 20 Playboy Bunnies shot scenes in Lakers Owner Jerry Buss’ suite at Staples Center for E!’s “The Girls Next Door” study of glorified prostitution reality show on Tuesday night.

The Lakers were exposed that night, once again, for the […]

GRAPES LOVES TO FIGHT, BUT ALSO LOVES TO LOVE: Don Cherry loves a good fight, and the National Hockey League has taken notice. According to AOL SPORTS BLOG, players will now get five strikes ’till suspension, instead of the current three.

Don has never been one to keep his feelings to himself. But his […]