Discerning Dodger Owners McCourts Are Clubs Ticket To Success

DISCERNING DODGER OWNERS PUNCH TICKET TO SUCCESS: One the reasons people flock to my home, Los Angeles, is this place is the entertainment capital of the world. And making a contribution to that reputation every day is Los Angeles Dodger Owners Frank and Jamie McCourt.

After a rough start, the McCourts have made a public relations […]

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Sony Pictures Screws Up Cover Art Of New DVD Version Of The Natural

UNDERHANDED MOVIEGOER MILKING UNCOVERS ART GAFFE: Tom Hoffarth of the LOS ANGELES DAILY NEWS reports Sony Pictures is releasing another DVD version of Robert Redford’s “The Natural” that includes additional footage from the film. I know the movie was released way back in 1984, but the least the DVD cover artists could’ve done was watch […]

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NASCAR And Sports Media Succeeds In Unearthing Dinosaurs

NASCAR, SPORTS MEDIA HELP IN UNEARTHING DINOSAURS: Ladies and Gentleman, THE ONION presents NASCAR’s “Car of Yesterday”:

In a related story, FireJoeMorgan has an extensive inside look at the “Columnist of Yesterday“:

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King Lebron James To Sneaker Buying Peasants Let Them Eat Cake

LEBRON ON SHOE-BUYING PEASANTS - LET THEM EAT CAKE: Lebron James to NEWSDAY on if he would consider a discount shoe line like Stephon Marbury’s “Starbury”, which allows less financially fortunate NBA fans to buy player-endorsed shoes and apparel: “No, I don’t think so. Me being with Nike, we hold our standards high.”

James holds his […]

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Andre Agassi Memoirs Will Detail Relationship With Barbra Streisand And Handy Electrolysis Techniques

AGASSI BOOK TO OUT LUST FOR BABS, ELECTROLYSIS TIPS: The ASSOCIATED PRESS reports that Andre Agassi is set to publish his memoirs, and will get paid $5M to do so.

The story should be a real tear jerker, especially the hair raising parts about the excruciating electrolysis sessions late in his career:

The AP includes this paragraph […]

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