JOEY PORTER WORN OUT LIKE OLD PAIR OF LEVIS BY JONES: WTAE-TV in Pittsburgh helps clears away the confusion about the recent Joey Porter-Levi Jones altercation in Vegas. In short, Porter, the new Dolphins linebacker, was backhoed by Jones, an offensive lineman for the Bengals.

Dave Benz was an eyewitness and reported to the Pittsburgh TV […]

FORMER ESPN RADIO HOST’S TRIP TO TAMPA A REAL HOOT: What to do when you formerly hosted the top show (for my money) on ESPN radio and are now mired on an anonymous radio network … and you land a trip to Tampa (hot damn!)?
1) You hang out with Hooters waitresses:

2) Then you hang out […]

DEMPSTER TRAINS AS NINJA, HARRY CARAY IMPERSONATOR: The ARIZONA DAILY STAR breaks the news that Cubs closer “Ryan Dempster says he is training to be a ninja“.

Dempster “trained with a sensei in Vancouver” during the offseason and said, “You have to (learn) how to throw a throwing star and nunchucks and all those kinds of […]

NASCAR DRIVERS GAIN YET ANOTHER MALE IMPERSONATOR: I’m a huge NASCAR fan, so I was all over the recent revelation reported by the SOUTH FLORIDA SUN-SENTINEL about the granddaughter of NASCAR cofounder Edgar Otto.

Rachel Otto was arrested this week by Palm Beach police and charged with impersonating a sheriff’s deputy after she pulled over a […]

PLAYMATE DECESARE NO BEARDED SCAM FOR JEFF GARCIA: We can continue to ruminate over finally put away those “Jeff Garcia is gay” rumors as WithLeather reports the news that the new Tampa Bay QB is marrying longtime love interest(and Playboy Playmate) Carmella DeCesare.

It’s the real deal, considering the kids (Garcia is 37, DeCesare 24) are […]