CANSECO TRIES TO INJECT SELF ON DANCING WITH STARS: Steroid Nation updates us on the whereabouts of Jose Canseco’s enlarged extremities, and his brazen (and futile) attempt to land a spot on this season’s ABC show “Dancing With The Stars”.

Last season Canseco glommed onto “alleged” friend Mario Lopez in an attempt to gain entry into […]

SANDLER AVOIDS DANICA’S LACK OF STEEP EMBANKMENTS: Dave Letterman had Adam Sandler guest host last night (apparently Dave was searching for his missing tooth).

Letterman-fame-enabled Danica Patrick guested, and the two talked about, what else, driving fast.

Sandler: “A guy pulled me over at 120 [mph] one time and he yelled at me. He thought I […]

IF ONLY LENNON HAD GOTTEN HIS HANDS ON NANDROLONE: Finally someone, ANYONE (Chuck Klosterman of ESPN Magazine), puts athletes who take perfomance boosting drugs in correct perspective, and unleashes the kliegs on the hyper-hypocrisy of the majority of us who sit in jowled judgement of the sport-for-hire chemistry set: “… not that all drugs are […]

THEY WERE DISTRACTED BY CJ IN HER RED WATERPANTIES: In the authentic tradition of Central Asia, REUTERS reports that recently the Belarus rowing team accidently crossed Ukraine’s sea border during a training session, so the ten rowers were (of course) arrested by the Ukraine Navy, hauled away and summarily executed.

OK, I made the last part […]