Bad News Bears Child Star Haley Continues Comeback With Role in Will Ferrell Sports Movie

BAD NEWS BEARS KID STAR SMOKES OUT CINEMATIC ROLES: The HOLLYWOOD REPORTER has the exciting news of the continued cinematic comeback of a screen legend.

Jackie Earle Haley, who played Kelly Leak in “The Bad News Bears”, is following up his performance as a child molestor (imagine that?) in the film “Little Children,” with three more […]

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Nashville Oversees Sees The Death Of Entertaining Gaylords Gaylord Entertainment Center

NASHVILLE ALLOWS DEATH OF GAYLORD ENTERTAINMENT: The NASHVILLE TENNESSEAN reports that the city of Nashville wants no part of the entertainment of Gaylords. That is, the city has “unanimously approved a proposal by the Predators to change the name of the Gaylord Entertainment Center to Nashville Arena.”

Having lived in the South for over a decade, […]

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CSTV Billy Packer Interview Reveals Uncanny Resemblance To Mikhail Gorbachev

SOCIAL CRIPPLE BILLY PACKER COMES THROUGH FOR CSTV: The CBS-owned college sports website CSTV is doing all it can to provide dynamic, groundbreaking coverage of its parent’s crown jewel: The NCAA basketball tournament.
The website has indeed claimed a significant spot in the sports reporting pantheon, with an interview apparently designed to humanize broadcasting buzzkill Billy […]

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Kansas Citys First Gay Sports Bar More Than Mere Cocktail Lounge

KC GAY SPORTS BAR MORE THAN MERE COCKTAIL LOUNGE: It’s long been an ancient dilemma faced by teevee tracking homosexual men who frequent public houses featuring flat panels: American Idol or the NCAA basketball tournament?

The KANSAS CITY STAR has the happy news that the local bar “Outa Bounds”, which caters specifically to gay sports fans, […]

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Daniela Hantuchova Tennis Beauty Gets Firm Grip On Phallic First Prize

SLOVAK STUNNER GETS FIRM GRIP ON PHALLIC FIRST PRIZE: Women’s sports are spotlighted today, courtesy Daniela Hantuchova’s clutch victory at the WTA’s Pacific Life Open.

Thanks to the tournament trophy, we now have a women’s tennis companion to golfer Cristie Kerr’s infamous, profound admiration of the stalked spoils of a LPGA victory:

But unlike Kerr, thanks to […]

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