PIZZA COLD IS GOOD, BUT GOTTA PROTECT THOSE VENEERS: SbB was madly propped on ESPN2’s Cold Pizza this morning by Jamie “Mr. Irrelevant” Mottram of AOL Fanhouse:

SbB on Appalachian State’s NCAA print ad pitch is cited.

GREAT WHITE POPE - KING GETS AUDIENCE AT VATICAN: Pope Benedict is one busy entertainer. Today he exchanged pleasantries with no doubt a man after his own heart, Russia’s blood-thirsty tyrant President Vladimir Putin. Next up in Benny’s murderer’s row lineup: Don King.

The NEW YORK POST reports King will have an audience with Pope Benedict […]

IS THIS FACE REALLY WORTH TWO BILLION DOLLARS? The divorce of Russian multi-billionaire and Chelsea FC Owner Roman Abramovich is final, and his second wife (of 15 years) Irina, has reportedly accepted a settlement of over $2B - thanks to this woman:

Abramovich’s wife forced the split after he was caught by London tabloid NEWS OF […]

AUSSIE CRICKET CONCEPT SHOWS MORE DOWN UNDER: Like most Americans, I’ve never been partial to the game of cricket, mainly because of its interminable nature.

But thanks to a diligent pointer from WithLeather, it appears the Australians are doing their all to rectify the situation by making the length of the ball-whacking sessions a might more […]

*BLOGGER* RICK MAJERUS HAS SOME MAD SCANNING SKILLS: You know blogging is really the place to be when Rick Majerus gets in on the act. The big guy has been hired by the MILWAUKEE JOURNAL-SENTINEL to *blog*, and here’s his first entry:
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It’s no surprise the J-S paid Rick big bucks to […]

MORNING SHOW MASCOT HELPS FANS BEAR AFL GAME PAIN: I can honestly (and proudly) say that I can never recall watching more than 60 consecutive seconds of an Arena Football League game.

In fact, the closest I’ve come came courtesy this halftime stunt at an AFL game in Orlando this week:

Local morning show dumbass “Drunky The […]