ZIDANE SNUBS CHARITY GAME AFTER MATERRAZI INVITED: The MANCHESTER GUARDIAN reports that Zidane refused to play in a charity soccer match in Manchester, England, because he would’ve been in the same lineup as Marco Materazzi, the Italian defender who he viciously headbutted in last year’s World Cup final.

Most every available, active soccer great laced up […]

SASHA COHEN GETTING MORE THAN A HAND FROM NHLER? The BOSTON HERALD reports figure skater Sasha Cohen, in town to promote the “Champions on Ice” tour stop at TD Banknorth Garden, was forced to wear hockey skates during a skating session at a local rink after her luggage was lost by US Airways.

Cohen: “I had […]

JAKE THE SNAKE’S “FLYING” FALSE TEETH FAKE OUT JESUS: I’ve got good news and bad news about Jake “The Snake” Roberts’ wrestling career.

First, the good news: The ORANGEBURG (SC) TIMES-DEMOCRAT reports “Christian Wrestling Alliance Pro Wrestling has signed wrestling legend Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts to a multi-match contract. Roberts will be appearing for CWA in […]