AUSSIE COURT - STALLONE CAUGHT WITH 48 VIALS OF HGH: TMZ.com (via Steroid Nation) reports that in court proceedings in Australia today, Sylvester Stallone was “officially charged with illegally importing performance and image enhancing drugs.”

It was also revealed that 60-year-old was “was caught at Sydney Airport with several vials of a steroid known as hGH […]

NCAA TO GOUGE FAN’S BUYS OUT OVER BIG DANCE DUCATS: The LOS ANGELES TIMES reports that the NCAA is doing all it can to let fans know that if anyone is going to do any NCAA basketball tournament ticket gouging, it’s the NCAA.

The NCAA is “threatening to blacklist fans who are caught scalping tickets anywhere […]

APPALACHIAN STATE PLAYS OVER-65 FIELD WITH PRINT AD: Last Friday, Appalachian State took out a full page ad in the INDIANAPOLIS STAR newspaper stating its case for inclusion in March Madness (ad via SPORTS BIZ DAILY):

Problem is, by advertising in the print media, school marketing personnel was obviously unaware that there were no members on […]

FORMER GAY NBAER NOW PITCHER FOR HEAD SHAVING: Headblade, Inc., reports today that it has signed openly gay former NBA player John Amaechi to an endorsement contract.

The main media breathlessly reports that this is “the first case of an openly gay male athlete to sign an endorsement deal with a mainstream company.”

With all due respect […]

IT’S TIME TO GIVE GATORS & NOAH A (INSERTABLE) HAND: Yesterday Florida won the SEC basketball tournament, priming the Gators for a run to their second straight national title and giving Joakim Noah a chance to celebrate with restraint and aplomb (via Lion in Oil):

That joyous, explosive interaction with CBS announcer Verne Lundquist and coach […]