USC FOOTBALL PLAYERS START RACIST FACEBOOK GROUP: We’ve known for some time now what USC football players want, USC football players get - even if it’s a Facebook group called “White Power” that features a photo of a black baby in handcuffs with the caption “arrest black babies before they become criminals.”

The DAILY TROJAN reports […]

MARK CUBAN DOES NOT APPRECIATE YOUR FETISH PORN: Having been (finally) banished to his room for a permanent timeout by David Stern, Mark Cuban has now taken up a hysterical campaign protesting the existence of YouTube.
His fly-on-Hollywood’s-ass Magnolia Pictures this week, as noted by the HOLLYWOOD REPORTER, subpoenaed Google in Texas federal district court, “requesting […]

U. OF WASHINGTON LOSES PRIDE FIGHT ON OWN WEBSITE: The Univ. of Washington’s alumni association website has a poll asking “Who has more pride, Huskies or Cougars?”
The (predictable) results:

To be safe next time, the Husky faithful should consider querying, “Who serves the best Merlot and Brie at football home games, Huskies or Cougars?”

WHEREFORE ART THOU, LEATHER? Humankind, including the most elegant and aesthetically pleasing among us, is having a most burdensome time enduring the seemingly eternal NFL offseason …

… Without Leather.

WHY PREPARING FOR SPECIAL SITUATIONS IS A GOOD IDEA: Sometimes life just isn’t fair. UCLA enters the Pac-10 basketball tournament today as the top seed, and is a favorite to garner a similar position in the NCAA tournament.

Meanwhile, 112 miles north of Staples Center at the ass-end of the San Joaquin Valley, the last man […]

I’ve never been ashamed to admit that I lived in South Carolina for four years …

… until now.

KENNY MAYNE - BRISTOL’S BELOVED BLUE LIGHT BUFFOON: We all know how Kenny Mayne’s role at ESPN has sadly diminished since he joined the network in 1994.

And apparently this is what 13 years of cost-of-living pay raises hath wrought.