WHITLOCK TO KC READERS: YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH: One of the most widely-read pieces of sportswriting hovering in cyberspace presently is KANSAS CITY STAR columnist Jason Whitlock’s equal parts scary-sad-hilarious account of NBA All-Star weekend in Las Vegas.

The column was last updated very early this morning, and his since been passed around more than […]

INDY PACERS BAR BEHAVIOR NO HEE HAW TO GRAND JURY: The INDIANAPOLIS STAR is reporting today that Indiana Pacers Jamaal Tinsley and Marquis Daniels have been indicted by a Marion County grand jury for a Feb. 6 fight at an Indianapolis bar.

The duo’s show of disappointment over a home loss to Golden State the night […]

DOWN-ON-THEIR-LUCK-CAREERS-IN-DECLINE STARS LOOK TO GET LEG UP ON ABC’S DANCING WITH THE STARS: USA TODAY unleashes the linup of b-, c-, and d-list dancing celebrities dying to dazzle their way back into the spotlight.

Highlighting the field is amputee Heather Mills, she of the multiple German hardcore porn performances and Paul McCartney beatdown.

Sports figures include: Clyde […]

REPORT: PACMAN JONES SEEN PUNCHING STRIPPER, BITING BOUNCER IN STRIP CLUB SURVEILLANCE VIDEO: Steve Cofield reports on Sporting News Radio today that video cameras inside the Las Vegas strip club Minxx recorded NFL player Pacman Jones “punching a girl (stripper)” and “doing the biting (of bouncer Aaron Cudworth).”

The LAS VEGAS REVIEW-JOURNAL reports that during a […]

FRANCE’S PARKER DOESN’T SURRENDER DURING INTERVIEW: Tuesday night’s edition of Jay Leno’s “Tonight Show” on NBC featured a piece from comedian Mitch Fatel at the NBA All-Star game in Las Vegas.

Fatel interviewed several NBA all-stars. The highlights, of course, were Fatel’s questions …
To Vince Carter of the New Jersey Nets: “I have to live […]

PACMAN ACCUSED OF LYING ABOUT STRIP CLUB SHOOTOUT; POLICE SAY JONES’ ASSOCIATE MAY HAVE BEEN SHOOTER: The walls are closing in on Pacman Jones as employees of the Las Vegas strip club Monday morning have gone public about his role in a triple shooting which has left one bouncer paralyzed from the waist down.

While no […]

LEBRON, JAY-Z FAIL TO CAST SPELL ON LV PARTYGOERS: Update anchor Mia Harris of ESPN Radio in Los Angeles has a blog on KSPN-AM’s official website, and in it she recounts her survival tactics experience in Las Vegas last weekend for NBA All-Star game festivities.

Harris writes that she and a pal were able to score […]

PACMAN’S LAWYER SAYS NELLY TO BLAME FOR FRACAS: NASHVILLE CITY PAPER reports that Pacman Jones’ attorney continues to claim the NFL player isn’t in any trouble following the Las Vegas strip club shooting, but the media outlet also reveals that Jones was identified as a suspect on the Las Vegas police scanner channel after the […]

NEWSPAPER REPORT - BITE MARKS ON LAS VEGAS STRIP CLUB GUNSHOT VICTIM MAY BELONG TO PACMAN JONES: Norm Clarke of the LAS VEGAS REVIEW-JOURNAL adds another twist to the Las Vegas strip club altercation allegedly involving Pacman Jones.

Clarke writes, “Bite marks on one of the shooting victims at Minxx strip club may be provide some […]