WRESTLING WITH THE PROBLEM OF PLAYING CHICKEN WITH THE WRONG LEGS AND THIGHS: When is a drumstick considered a legal weapon? When one teenager is shoving it up another friend’s rectum.

NOT TO BEAT A DEAD HORSE BUT….Just when you thought Barbaro was gone and buried in a Farmer John lunchmeat product, the Kentucky Derby winner that refuses to die is back making news. His owners decided to start a $3 million endowment at the University of Pennsylvania’s vet school to study equine diseases.
Barbaro was […]

WANT SAPPY AND VERMONT? TRY MAPLE SYRUP INSTEAD OF BEAR NECESSITIES: Howard Cole, whose blog BaseballSavvy.com expands upon his love of the horsehide, offered up a smart piece of advice in those anxious days before Valentine’s Day.
We know it’s come and gone, and you probably struck out again. But if and when it arrives on […]

A HOLLOWED OUT APPLE + A MATCH = A SLOW REACTION TO THE STARTER’S GUN: Recreational drugs such as marijuana and alcohol, as well as others that don’t enhance performance, should be removed from the World Anti-Doping Agency’s list of banned substances, the Dutch health secretary said during a conference this week.
By no coincidence, the […]