KIEL COUGHS UP HUGE CASH TO SOCAL CASINOS: I’m heading out to Vegas tomorrow morning, and boy am I ever happy I’ve got With Leather bookmarked!

Thanks to the blog, the only person I’ll be avoiding more than San Diego Charger DB Terrence Kiel (he of illegal cough syrup distribution fueled by massive gambling debts from […]

SITE SWEATS OVER SPORTS STARS’ PARTS: The website “Athlebrities.com” claims to have the “Hottest Male Pro Athlete News“.
If you define “Hottest Male Pro Athlete News” as an unintentionally amusing blog breathlessly breaking down the body parts (with accompanying photos) of your favorite male sports stars, then that title is right on target.
Some recently […]

STERGER GIVEN ANOTHER (MONEY) SHOT BY SI: Attention, dorm rats and frat house hidden cam operators! SI.com has launched something called the (appropriately named) “Jenn X Road Trip“.

(link of SI columnist Sterger NSFW!)
For the feature, SI.com will post a collection of videos chronicling internet model-turned SPORTS ILLUSTRATED columnist Jenn Sterger’s visits to six campuses during […]

ORGAN GRINDS DOWN TAGLIABUE’S HOF CANDIDACY: Blogger Ross The Prof sees no reason why former NFL Chief Paul Tagliabue should’ve made the Pro Football Hall of Fame on the first ballot: “True, the NFL saw increased popularity — record popularity in fact — and an increase in the number of franchises (during Tagliabue’s tenure).
“But a […]

CUBS TO TAKE POLICE ACTION AT WRIGLEY FIELD? There’s finally some good news for the Cubs, as it appears there’s one less night this summer they won’t have to worry about losing.
The CHICAGO SUN-TIMES reports that the Cubs will “forfeit a night game in exchange for the right to hold a pair of nighttime […]

BILL BELICHICK ISN’T AFRAID OF A LITTLE HORSEPLAY: Would you give this married woman $80K in cash, a $2.2 million dollar home and call her 1,800 times a year?

Bill Belichick would.

PLAYBOY SUPER BOWL PARTY PETERS OUT: As the contact-buzz-inducing smoke clears from the Super Bowl, by all accounts, the CAA party killed, the Maxim party impressed, and Playboy’s presentation for the paying public was a bit of a disappointment.
Arash Markazi of SI.com has this POV assessment of Playboy’s pregame playtime: “While the Playboy party was […]

SARAH SPAIN, BEARS, SHARED BIG DATE JITTERS: Sarah Spain wraps her eventful road to the Super Bowl with an interview with the CHICAGO TRIBUNE’s Redeyechicago.

She explains attempting to sell her companionship on Ebay in exchange for a ticket to the Super Bowl (the site took her auction attempts down).
After learning of her plight on […]

NHL TV BROADCAST IN NEW YORK DRAWS TRIPLE DIGITS: In television ratings news, the HOLLYWOOD REPORTER notes that a respectable 500,000 watched the Super Bowl in Germany.
At least that’s a respectable number until you find out that earlier that day 16.2 million watched Germany claim a team handball win in the world championships.
In Canada, […]

NOSY NEIGHBORS NAB ABUSIVE ARTEST: KCRA-TV in Sacramento reports this week that Ron Artest has been accused of animal cruelty, a felony charge that also carries a $20,000 fine.
Animal control has taken away his dog, a female Great Dane, because the animal allegedly was not fed or cared for for “months at a time.” Neighbors […]