LEINART’S LUST BUSTS OUT IN MIAMI: The AOL Sports Blog updates Matt Leinart’s Offseason Of Love, as he’s spotted with Alyssa Milano at a Super Bowl party in Miami.

And the online gossip site National Ledger adds that Leinart was also caught bouncing with buxom beauty Scarlett Johansson at another SB bash.

TOO MUCH INFORMATION FILE OFFICIALLY FULL: Deadspin takes the guesswork out of which former NBAer plans to come out of the closet on Valentines Day:

In related news, the BBC reports that the same player, who is British, ” made many new friends in the States.”

LATINO FLORES FLOGS MEDIA FOR DOUBLE STANDARD: There aren’t many breathing humans who don’t know that the recent Super Bowl featured two Black head coaches. And it’s safe to say that virtually every media report included, and celebrated, that fact.

But for the record, Tony Dungy and Lovie Smith were not the first minority head coaches […]

VENUS GUY-TRAP: Golf World writer John Hawkins reports that Venus Williams has a new boyfriend, oft-injured pro golfer Hank Kuehne.
Hawkins: “The two recently were seen having dinner together at a posh Florida resort with Kuehne’s toddler—the 1998 U.S. Amateur champ went through a divorce last year shortly after the baby was born.”

Before Kuehne’s previous […]

The ASSOCIATED PRESS reports on a man who escaped bears in mountainous terrain, dodged flying hatchets and avoided large rocks hurtled in his direction.
No, it wasn’t the latest report on the war in Afghanistan, but a day in the life of a sparring partner for World cruiserweight champion O’Neil Bell.

CAMERA GUY NOT SHY ABOUT INSULTING COWHERS: Barry Horn of the DALLAS MORNING NEWS reports this week that CBS Super Bowl guest analyst Bill Cowher “sounded animated and appeared comfortable“ during the big game broadcast on Sunday.
I wish I could say the same for Cowher’s on-camera performance from this creepy, voyeuristic home video recently posted […]

NEXT U.S. SOCCER AWAY GAME - AT ARIZONA: Good luck to the U.S. National Soccer Team tomorrow, when the Americans play a road game against Mexico - in Glendale, Arizona.
I like our chances, since you can’t deny the toughness of American mainstays like the newly-married Mr. Bianca Kajlich.

Why am I so confident? Consider Mr. Kajlich, […]

BIG STINK MIGHT HOOK GAMESHOW CONTESTANTS: On NBC’s “Deal or No Deal” last week, ancient angler Roland Martin appeared on the show, and a contestant was offered an all-expense paid trip to Florida’s Lake Okeechobee to fish with Martin.
The show additionally dangled $77,000 in the same deal, AND a brand-new bass boat!
The contestant turned down […]

ACT OF COMMISSION: Jesse Jackson to the CHARLOTTE OBSERVER on parking his pandering puss between the NFL and retired players as the two parties discuss an improved benefits program: “There (is) some need to smooth it out and build a bridge. I hope to be a part of that.“

NFL’S GOODELL A MODEL COMMISSIONER: Who knew that new NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell was once a model for the 1981 Sears Catalog? See if you can find him: