THERE’S MORE THAN RANCH DRESSING IN THAT BREAD BOWL: In a scene uglier than the Colts’ blown opening kickoff coverage, a Holland America cruise ship Sunday night hosted a nude Super Bowl Party:

The only thing I need to see less than a naked Chicago Bear (fan) at a Super Bowl party is Mickey Rourke, post-op, […]

WHY DOES IT LOOKS SO BAD, BUT FEEL SO GOOD? My only spit-up-whatever-happens-to-be-in-my-mouth moment during the Super Bowl (besides watching Rex Grossman’s passing progressions) wasn’t a commercial, but the :10 promo for David Letterman’s Late Show:

INDY’S FREEZING REIGN TRAIN ON TRACK: The Super Bowl victory parade for the Colts is scheduled for Indianapolis later today.

The plan is for the proceedings to kickoff at 4:30pm, when the National Weather Service predicts the temperature will be 9 degrees (wind chill, -5).

THOU SHALT NOT PROJECT WIDER THAN 55 INCHES: By now you’ve heard about the Super Bowl Party of Second Baptist Church in Indianapolis, whose members planned to show the Super Bowl on a projection screen and charge admission to pay for party favors.
The brain-dead cube-dwellers at the NFL got wind of the plan, and […]