Indianapolis Reveals Bland Culture In Betting Stakes

While watching the news this morning, I noticed that WTHR-13, the NBC affiliate in Indianapolis, and NBC5 in Chicago have a bet riding on the Super Bowl.
If the Colts win, NBC5 will supply WTHR with classic Chicago food items like deep dish pizza and cheese cake. But if the Bears are victorious, WTHR will […]

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Herm Edwards Continues 27-Year Boycott of Super Bowl

For the 27th year, Herman Edwards will neither participate in nor watch the Super Bowl. See, he’s boycotting the event until he gets to participate.
Seems he’s not aware that Super Bowl entertainment will be provided by Prince and Billy Joel.
“I’m going to watch the national anthem. I’m going to watch those guys (Love […]

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Jerry Jones to Pick Cowboys Coach Next Week

Jerry Jones has stated that he’ll make a decision on the Cowboys’ next coaching hire after the Super Bowl, which should be around the same time that the Raiders fire their newest one.

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Manning Could Transcend Sports Marketing with SB WIn

According to experts, Peyton Manning’s “Q-rating” will explode if the Colts win the Super Bowl.
While he won’t touch Tiger Woods in marketing power, Manning - who has an abnormally low overexposure rating of 14% - could transcend the game of football due to his Gomer “guy next door” persona.
Those grumbling about the possibility […]

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NFL Unimpressed with God, Supporters

The NFL has given the Heisman to the Lord on High, which is a shame considering all the gamblers counting on Him to restore their livelihoods on Sunday.

Several Indiana churches planned to host Super Bowl viewing parties for their congregations with projection TV’s, but the screens exceeded the 55 inches allowed by the NFL, making […]

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Biletnikoff Retires from Raiders Staff

A fixture with the Silver & Black for 32 years, legendary Hall of Fame receiver Fred Biletnikoff has retired from his position as wide receivers coach.
His departure leaves the Raiders staff wholly lacking in offensive knowledge but fans shouldn’t be too concerned.
With Jerry Porter still locked in the doghouse, look for Biletnikoff to shake […]

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BALCO Baby In Talks with Giants

After their son was developed in a BALCO lab, the parents of Antonio “Super Tonio” Vasconcelos returned to Mexico for his birth.

The 14.5-pound, 22-inch newborn is expected to stay in the hospital for observation for a few more days and will then begin contract negotiations with the San Francisco Giants.

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