John Kerry, New Friend to Psycho Baseball Fans

John Kerry, who announced earlier this week that he wasn’t going to be among the dozens of Democrats throwing away their careers on another presidental race, has instead found a new way to ease into oblivion: As the Ralph Nader of baseball fans.

The Massachusetts senator says this new deal to give the “Extra Innings” pay-per-view […]

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Snoop Bowl III Goes To the Orange Bowl

Maybe it lacks the sizzle that Lingerie Bowl IV will provide, but the third-ever Snoop Bowl, scheduled for the day before Super Bowl XLI, will have its own kinda supizzle-bizzle that only precocious young ‘uns of overbearing parents can provide.

Snoop Bowl III pits the Snoop Dogg All-Stars - a youth football team from California coached […]

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Reebok Ready to Go With Bears, Colts as Super Bowl Champs

SUPER BOWL LOSER TEES = HELLO BANGALORE: Although NFL.com already has itself covered by pre-selling two kinds of Super Bowl XLI championship DVDs - one for the Bears, another for the Colts - the Indianapolis-based Reebok printing plant ironically isn’t biased.
It’s an equal-opportunity bandwagon, as the plant readies “CHAMPIONS” T-shirts and caps ready for Bears/Colts […]

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New Jersey Nets Senior Dance Team Debuts

THE AGE-OLD QUESTION: If it was a skit from “In Living Color,” maybe we could find some humor in it. But the fact that the New Jersey Nets went ahead and debuted their new senior citizens cheerleading team may have set white people back a few decades.

The NETSational Dancers hit the floor (not literally, we […]

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