Not that Roger Goodell and Co. have inside info on Sunday’s game or anything, but NFLshop.com is already selling a Chicago Bears Super Bowl XLI Champions DVD.
To be fair, they’re also selling a DVD celebrating a Colts’ victory.
With shipping allowance of 5-6 weeks, there’s really no reason to get your order in now. Might as […]

Take one busty chick showing cleavage, add a mini-skirt, cowboy boots, a night camera and basketball (with mad ball-handling skills), and what do you get?

This fast-dribbling video that’s equal parts impressive, funny and white-trashy, almost certainly shot moments after a romantic dinner at Olive Garden.

What started out as a very mild Northeast winter has evolved into a nightly blanket-fest. And whom better to share space with under the covers than these Top 10 Girls to Keep You Warm in Winter ‘06-’07.
Looks to me like a dark horse to win next year’s Australian Open.

Just a few days remain to bid on this jar of air on eBay, billed as a sampling of the exact air that the AFC champion Colts breathe.
“Breathe this air and become a winner yourself!” boasts the item description, in which the seller contends that “you can never get another jar of air exactly like […]

It used to be that you could throw on a tight, spandex singlet and roll around a mat with another sweaty male and not think twice about contracting herpes.
Those days are over, son. Or as Fark.com headlines: “Minnesota sets the ‘wrestling isn’t gay’ argument back 100 years“.
Minnesota high school wrestling programs have been suspended because […]

Happy birthday to fireballer Nolan Ryan, who today turns 60 — yes 60! — even though he retired as recently as when Roger Clemens was a 10-year major league veteran.
Ryan is recognized mostly for four things: two seemingly unbreakable career records — most strikeouts (5,714) and most no-hitters (7) — longevity, and beating the crap […]

FED RAISES PLATES: In case you’ve somehow missed the *leaked* Kevin Federline Super Bowl commercial, in which he’s shockingly able to accurately portray a fast food worker pretending to be a rapper, enjoy!

SPORTS CLICHES CONTRIBUTE TO BORED ROOM: SPORTS BUSINESS DAILY reports Dr. Don R. Powell, a licensed psychologist and President of the American Institute for Preventive Medicine in Farmington Hills, Michigan, claims to have come up with the top ten sports clichés used in business:
1. “He’s a team player.”
2. “He dropped the ball.”
3. […]

COLUMNIST TO WEB - GET OFF MY DAMN PAPER! Jerry Izenberg, currently a columnist for the NEWARK STAR-LEDGER, has covered sports in the tri-state area since Bobby Thomson’s shot heard ’round the world in 1951.
Izenberg will soon enter retirement from the grind as a semi-regular columnist, but still plans to write four more books.
As […]

MYSTERY OF BARBARO MEDIA COVERAGE SOLVED: You would think that the way print, radio and TV outlets have covered the inevitable death of Barbaro, nearly every multi-cellular organism on the North American continent is currently curled up in a ball in the corner, emotionally shattered and gripped with tear-filled grief.
Now for the truth: After reading […]