Simpson Kills Chances With New California Sports Hall Of Fame

SIMPSON KILLS CHANCES WITH CALIF. SPORTS HOF: The first induction ceremony for the California Sports Hall of Fame was last night at the Anaheim Hilton.
The 2007 Inductees included Magic Johnson, Bill Walsh, Reggie Jackson, Eric Dickerson, Marcus Allen, Kellen Winslow, John Wooden, Tom Flores, Jackie Joyner Kersee, Jackie Robinson, Jerry West, Rafer Johnson, David […]

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Jenn Sterger Nude Photos For Playboy Parlays Into Sports Illustrated Column

NO SHAME FOR FOOTBALL GAME GIRLS: MAXIM strikes again as it lenses another random female football fan - this time the Saints fan who wore the “F— Da Eagles” shirt that was initially seen on FOX-TV’s broadcast of the Eagles-Saints playoff game - and legend-ized by YouTube.

In related news, by now you’ve forgotten about Jenn […]

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Sports Radio Super Bowl-based Shows Blow Out Listenership

SPORTS RADIO SUCKED INTO SUPER HOLE: The only thing lamer than player and coach interviews in the week leading up to the Super Bowl is the nauseating nature of sports radio shows broadcast from radio row in the host city.
Shows that are normally chock full o’ provocative opinions are sucked into a black hole of […]

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Wizards Owner Wants $50M In Tax Money For Upgrades To 9-year-old Arena

NBA OWNER TO TAKE BITE OUT OF TAXPAYERS? Abe Pollin, the owner of the Washington Wizards, wants District taxpayers to foot the bill for $50M in upgrades to the team’s home arena, the 9-year-old Verizon Center.
The WASHINGTON POST reports District officials “are discussing whether to honor the request and pay for it with a […]

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Serena Williams Finally Convinces Fans That Shes Not Fat

LARGEMOUTH ASS DEEP-FRIES FIELD: Congrats to Serena Williams on claiming the (Kraft) singles title at the Australian Open last weekend:

After dropping a lightly olive oil-drizzled Maria Sharapova into her personalized Fry Daddy in order to secure her just desserts, Serena took time out from a hot date with a post-match Bloomin’ Onion to finally convince […]

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Adrian Wilson Leaps Onto YouTube Top Video With 66inch Jump

One of the most-viewed videos on YouTube this past week was of Adrian Wilson (who?) of the Arizona Cardinals jumping over a bar set 66 inches high:

Surprisingly though, I was able to find a bigger leap posted on YouTube. David Lee Roth performing Van Halen’s “Jump!” - bluegrass style:

The performance makes you wonder if Van […]

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Cigarettes, White Castles, Billy Bob Teeth To Settle Super Bowl Bet Between Indy And Chicago

CIGS AND SLIDERS TO SETTLE SB BET? Greg Couch of the CHICAGO SUN-TIMES has the details on the dilemma of Chicagoans when it comes to the inevitable intercedence of well-worn wagers between mayors of Super Bowl team cities.
Couch’s concedable question: “What could Indiana possibly have to bet that we would want?”
SbB’s Answer:

Kidding aside, it’s […]

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NBA Fans Have Better Chance Locating Paris Hilton Self Respect Than Attending NBA AllStar Game

Norm Clarke of the LAS VEGAS REVIEW-JOURNAL has the news that “Christina Aguilera, Mary J. Blige and Jamie Foxx will headline the halftime show of the NBA All-Star Game (in Las Vegas).”
Clarke also reports that “No tickets were released to the general public for the Feb. 18 game at Thomas & Mack Center.”

Based on the […]

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