COORS SURVEY REVEALS THE OBVIOUS: Of the millions of men currently making plans for the Super Bow, 44% will put more effort into that special Sunday than Valentine’s Day.
I’m astonished the number isn’t higher.
As a woman, I can’t presume to know what you boys are going through. But I have to imagine that a […]

Having established Troy Aikman’s former back-up as the offensive coordinator, Jerry Jones is looking to bring in more ties to the Cowboys championship past by interviewing Norv Turner for the head coaching position.
Should Turner be hired to replace Bill Parcells, Jones is expected to contact Gollum Al Davis in order to retrieve Turner’s manhood, which […]

Who knew Tiger Woods could be a prankster? Better yet, who knew that like Jack Tatum, his best hits could border on felonious assault?
While filming the latest spot for Buick, Tiger thought it’d be a good idea to pull a Terry Tate and blow up his unsuspecting co-worker. After being driven into the ground […]

Gary Rihn, a male flight attendant for Northwest, is suing Lions defensive end Tyoka Jackson for $1 million.
The suit alleges that in a huge act of airplane defiance, Jackson refused to stow his carry-on bag when asked. Instead of heeding Rihn’s request, Jackson shoved him “so hard that he was knocked across the aisle […]

The Golden State Warriors haven’t had an All-Star since the season before Latrell Sprewell lost his mind and choked out PJ Carlesimo.
But finally, 10 years later, the Bay Area will have a little All-Star on-court representation, though not while the game is being played, mind you.

Golden State of Mind reports that the talented Gerilyn […]

After getting suspended from school for fighting, Texas high school basketball player Howard Stirgus was ineligible to play in that night’s game.
So he did what anyone would – he borrowed a friend’s cell phone and called in a bomb threat… and then he did it again and again.
Even Texan authorities can get wise […]

Is this a face you can trust?

If you’re a hot-shot high school recruit, apparently the answer is “Yes.”
After visiting Tricky Nick in Tuscaloosa, Tampa Plant High quarterback Robert Marve, one of the South’s most heralded players, told BAMAONLINE.COM: “Coach Saban and I talked and it went really well. He was straightforward and honest. He […]

SUPER BOWL AUCTION A HUGE BUST: This week’s hot girl trying to auction off her companionship in order to attend the Super Bowl is brought to you by Sarah Spain of Brentwood, CA.

Ms. Spain, who lists herself as single on her (apparently very popular) myspace page, appeared on KSPN-AM’s “D’Marco Farr Show with Kevin Kiley” […]