DIME BAG BILL SEEING DOUBLE: ESPN.com recently had the good sense to smoke out Bill Walton’s All-Star picks - and the former Blazer didn’t disappoint.

The bong watered-beanstalk rolled out his picks in predictable fashion, selecting Dallas Maverick forward Josh Howard for both squads.

I guess the buck-toothed redhead was so enamored by Howard’s performance last night […]

SCREAM 4 SET FOR DOWN UNDER: Exclusive SbB preview of today’s women’s Australian Open Final between Serena Williams and Maria Sharapova:

LOS ANGELES DAILY NEWS USC beat reporter Scott Wolf revealed the Trojan football players’ nickname for Lane Kiffin on

$500,000 isn’t enough to buy Floyd Mayweather Sr’s loyalty to his son, Floyd Mayweather Jr, so don’t insult his integrity by asking.
Senior, the erstwhile trainer of Oscar de la Hoya, was offered $500,000 to work the corner against his estranged son in May. An additional $500K was on the table if de la […]

The hottest attention whore in a Bears jersey since Paris Hilton is back on eBay with a new Super Bowl deal.
Sarah Spain, a “cute, funny, Ivy-League grad,” is now offering two Bears cheerleading pom poms to the highest bidder with a Super Bowl ticket. Naturally, getting her is apart of the deal.

“You […]

Mark Cuban on Jim Rome’s ESPN TV show yesterday (and replayed on Rome’s radio show today): “There’s certain things David Stern is amazing at, that he’s great at, but sometimes he sucks.”

Cuban on Stern’s banning NBA owners this season from being near team huddles during games (which of course, was directed squarely at Cuban): “In […]

There are times of crisis when a man might feel that it best to wipe out his family to spare them the pain, misery, and humiliation that life has to offer. And it appears that new Raiders Coach Lane Kiffin might be of that mindset at the moment.
The Hater Nation reports that during the Raiders […]

Apparently, someone at THE ST. PETERSBURG TIMES was bored beyond belief. How do we know this? Because the paper compiled a list of the greatest athlete-celebrity couples of all time.

After rating them in different categories on a scale of 1 to 50 and tabulating the totals, Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe easily triumphed, with Andre […]

The Red Sox have finalized a five-year, $70 million deal with right fielder JD Drew, who, amazingly, has played 140+ games only twice in his injury-riddled career.
Though many rumors flew about the deal’s status when Drew wasn’t signed for over a month (including a crazy scenario where Bonds went to Beantown), both sides insisted […]

Assured that February 4 will be a very “Blue Sunday” for the Chicago Bears, an Indianapolis company is sending the Colts to Miami with a song.
Replete with a Real Men of Genius-esque lead and soulful background vocals, “Blue Sunday” asks
if we saw what Peyton did “to the Brady Bunch” before insisting that “Belichick never […]