Oblivious to the well-publicized rule that bottled liquids are often confiscated by airport security, Falcons’ braintrust Michael Vick attempted to sneak marijuana on a flight by hiding it in an Aquafina water bottle that had a secret compartment.

Genius, that Michael.
Sure, he’s in Bobby Petrino’s doghouse and the Dade County Prosecutor’s Office might file charges […]

When arriving in the Dominican Republic this week to score more greenies play golf, Barry Bonds told reporters that he believes Mark McGwire and Pete Rose belong in the Hall of Fame.
“I congratulate Cal Ripken Jr. and Tony Gwynn for their induction to the Hall of Fame because they were great ballplayers,” Bonds said […]