Having tackled NASCAR, Will Ferrell is back with Blades of Glory, a flick about figure skating where Napoleon Dynamite’s Jon Heder finds a way to make Johnny Weir look like a beacon of masculinity.

A Southern California man identifying himself only as “J.P.” will propose to his girlfriend in a 30-second Super Bowl ad.
An undisclosed company is footing the $2.5 million bill for the suitor, who will watch the commercial along 100 million others around the world. His girlfriend’s response will be recorded and immediately posted to video-hosting sites […]

Most surfers will tell you that music is an essential part of their lives, and with waterproof mp3 players now on the market, they can board and rock in one fell swoop.
“To be able to listen to music in the water is an incredible thing,” said Ryan Ragan, a pro surfer. “It really gets […]

Glen Johnson, who earns £30,000 a week as a Portsmouth defender on loan from Chelsea, was caught trying to nick a toilet seat and taps out of a home improvement store.

This makes yet another reason why soccer has nothing on American football.
In America, athletes wipe out Dillards and stab people 93 times. Meanwhile, the […]

A Washington woman was charged with telephone harassment for making threats against a teenager who was injured in a cannon accident during a homecoming football game last fall.
The victim, a member of the school’s Junior ROTC program, fired the ceremonial cannon before football games and after home-team touchdowns until the cannon exploded and shattered […]

Congratulations to Pete Sampras, whose induction into the 2007 class of the International Tennis Hall of Fame was recently announced.
SPORTS BUSINESS DAILY reports that Sampras raked in $43,280,489 during his career, doubling the prize money of women’s all-time earner, Steffi Graf, even though he won 43 fewer singles titles and eight fewer Grand Slams.
But […]

If you think Philadelphia sports fans have suffered enough heartbreak and misery since the Sixers won the city’s last championship in 1983, Phillypurge.com is presenting you with a once in a lifetime opportunity: bid on and win the Philly sports curse.
The winner of the auction must “take this curse in this small box pictured below […]

Gone are the green and gold of the LA Galaxy. The MLS franchise is rebranding itself with new colors and a new shield in hopes of creating “a more worldly brand.”
“We have a good name. Galaxy works,” said AEG President and CEO Tim Leiweke.
Sure it does but maybe you should consult with the […]

Unwilling to gain exposure by playing the women’s NCAA tournament during halftime of the men’s games, the NCAA Women’s Basketball Enhancement Discussion Group is talking about moving the tournament back one week.
I admire the effort but the tournament features 4 elite teams and 60 others that play like they just stepped out of a James […]

Milan striker Marco Borriello recently failed a drug test and used his girlfriend, model Belen Rodriguez, as his star witness.
When in front of the review panel, Rodriguez testified that Borriello unknowingly ingested steroids contained in a cream she was using to treat a yeast infection.

Though this is the best steroid excuse of all time, […]