LA Kings’ Scott Thornton broke his wrist two weeks ago but sources reveal that it was done in a “playful altercation” with the ever-volatile Sean Avery.
The two were “horsing around” when Avery kicked a workout ball at Thornton, who then punched Avery in the back, resulting in the wrist injury.
Well that’s a relief. Had I […]

Are you interested in the innermost thoughts of Ron Artest? Well, you can find the temperamental forward’s journal at hiphopgame.com.

Artest mentions possibly teaming up with Stephon Marbury after winning a title with Sacramento. He then re-affirms his sanity by revealing why he raps about murder and killing people.
“Sometimes you feel a certain way and […]

While some Louisville fans feign relief at getting rid of the annual Bobby Petrino soap opera, others remain hurt and frustrated at the coach’s unexpected departure.
Enter “The Lambert and Lindsey Morning Show” at WXMA in Louisville who recorded “Bad Day Bobby,” an anthem for the jilted fan who doesn’t realize Brian Brohm could coach […]

“No, Tony, I want YOU to choke in the next round!”
“No, YOU!”
“Noooo, YOU!”
“Well… all right.”

It feels like we’re living in Bizarro world these days…
Rutgers is a football powerhouse, the Butler Bulldogs are ranked 12th in the college basketball polls, and it’s still warm in January.
But at least one constant in life remains — Michelle Wie still sucks.

Today marks the anniversary of Super Bowl III, where “Broadway “Joe Namath spotted a 4-year-old Suzy Kolber in the crowd and guaranteed her a victory.

The Jets defeated Johnny Unitas and the Baltimore Colts, 16-7.

The Los Angeles Dodgers have turned their right field stands into an all you can eat section where fans will get unlimited food and drinks with the price of admission.
While the club has yet to find a player to man right field, fans should rest easy — upon learning about the bottomless pit […]

We’ve got no suggestions about how to enter a bar and get around a cute girl’s offensive line (i.e. her large friends throwing blocks) just to get her phone number. We’ve got too many napkins with six-digit numbers to remember.
What’s a good opening line? A closing line? A line in between bathroom trips to throw […]

So you’re one who couldn’t come up with an excuse not to take your 90-year-old Notre Dame diehard grandpa out to the Borders book store in Mishawaka, Ind., to get Irish football coach Charlie Weis’ autograph on his new lame book, “No Excuses: One Man’s Incredible Rise Through the NFL to Head Coach of Notre […]