Beckham to L.A.

Let us speak on behalf of those of us living in Southern California: The news that dropped out of the sky that David Beckham is bending his Poshy wife’s arm to join him in L.A. while he performs tricks for the local Major League Soccer kickball team over the next five years at the bargain […]

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Yao loves Nia

Word up from the AOL’s NBA blogs via the site Media Take Out.com reports that Houston Rockets center Yao Ming has a love interest.
The 7-foot-6 Great Wall of China has a thang for the 5-foot-2 actress Nia Long.
They say Ming developed a crush on her after becoming a fan of the “Fresh Prince of Bel […]

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McGwire needs Hall juice

Tony Gwynn and Cal Ripken Jr., were recruited to do David Letterman’s Top 10 list Wednesday night, a list of the “Good Things About Being Elected to the National Baseball Hall of Fame.”
That included:
– (From Ripken): “While traveling the country, I can shower with any team I choose.”
– (From Rikpen): “At any moment, there’s a […]

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WNBA dispersal draft

Forgive us for practically ignoring the recent dispersal draft that took place in the WNBA, a result of the fact that the Charlotte Sting had to fold up shop because, well, maybe too many were scared off by the team logo that had this giant wasp with eyelashes.
There were 13 WNBA teams left to pick […]

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GoDaddy Drives In Danica For Super Bowl TV Ads

The eye-candy-conscious admakers for GoDaddy.com admit they’ve resoted to using IRL driver/hottie Danica Patrick in their three 30-second Super Bowl spots that’ll air during the Feb. 4 contest on CBS.

Of course, “Go Daddy Girl” Candice Michelle will also be included, along with motorcycle racer Valerie Thompson.GoDaddy insists it submitted 14 versions of its commercial spots […]

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Three Laker losers who love Kobe

This trio who attended Tuesday’s Lakers-Memphis game are:(Joe Murphy/NBAE via Getty Image)
A) Displaced Lakers fans who happened to be stuck in Memphis and wanted to show some love to Kobe Bryant.
B) Too cheap to buy Kobe No. 24 jerseys and are looking for a way to get the Lakers star to sign their shirts (since […]

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Bengals vs. Chargers

It was embarassing enough when Cincinnati Bengals coach Marin Lewis had to apologize to the fans for the subpar 8-8 season, due in a great part to the fact that … what was it, eight players? … had run-ins with the law.
The San Diego Chargers, who did make the playoffs and are an AFC favorite […]

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Super Bowl show expands into a circus

Wasn’t it about, oh, six months ago when SportsByBrooks revealed the squirly entertaiment plans for Feb. 4 Super Bowl XLI in Miami — namely, Cirque Du Soleil would to the pregame and Prince would perform at the half?
The NFL finally confirmed the whole shebang this week (check the date of this press release). Bravo.
The twist […]

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Rory Fitzpatrick comes up short

“The guardians of the great game of hockey can rest easier today, secure in the knowledge that the menacing shadow of Rory Fitzpatrick, a vulgar commoner, hangs no longer over the NHL’s royal all-star festival,” writes Ken Fidlin in the EDMONTON SUN.
The reason for the sarcasm was that the Vancouver Canucks journeyman defenseman Fitzpatrick almost […]

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Hooters Dream Girls Make A Damn Good Special

Not to distract from any of the SPORTSbyBROOKS Girls, but Hooters and Fox Sports Net’s “Best Damn Sports Show Period” launched an online fan poll to determine who’s got the hottest hot wings in the Hooters chain of command.

Perhaps you missed the “Hooters Best Damn Dream Girl Special” that aired this week on FSN, but […]

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