GEORGIA ROAD KILL IS TON O’ FUN: A giant wild hog boasted to be bigger than the near-mythical “Hogzilla” caught in southern Georgia a few years ago has been killed by a hunter in a suburban Atlanta neighborhood known as Fayetteville, the ASSOCIATED PRESS reports.
(Wait a minute … there’s another Fayetteville, other than Arkansas? […]

FOR AN ENCORE, HE’LL KILL 1,000 MEN WITH HIS BARE HANDS: The legend of North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il’s golf game — remember, he says he scored 11 holes-in-one in a single round — continues launch a nuclear buzz through the Pacific Rim like a runaway sub.
A report in the MAINICHI DAILY NEWS
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BEAVERS BOUNCE BACK: In a weekend that saw UCLA and Oregon lose their first basketball games of the season, the real upset happened over in Pasadena, and it had nothing to do with the Rose Parade cleanup crews moving the Porta-Pottys in record time.
By all calculations, Caltech’s 81-52 win over the Bard College of New […]